You'll never her a man/ women say?!
Question: Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say
-What do you mean today's our anniversary?
-Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
-Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!!
-And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska!
-Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
-Is that phone for me? Tell 'em I'm not here.
-I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress.
Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say:
-Here honey, you use the remote.
-You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
-Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
-While I'm up, can I get you anything?
-Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?
-Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?
-Aww, forget Monday night football, Let's watch Melrose Place.
Answers: Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say
-What do you mean today's our anniversary?
-Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
-Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!!
-And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska!
-Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
-Is that phone for me? Tell 'em I'm not here.
-I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress.
Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say:
-Here honey, you use the remote.
-You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
-Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
-While I'm up, can I get you anything?
-Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?
-Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?
-Aww, forget Monday night football, Let's watch Melrose Place.
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Nice one... :)
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what! have you've been smoking! stay away from the bad ****! babe! you'll find someone!
good one
Funny! 10!