What are some great analogies for taking a dump?!
Question: i.e. I have to go take the browns to the superbowl!
Answers: i.e. I have to go take the browns to the superbowl!
You mean euphemisms
- gotta see a man about a horse
- take a load off my mind
Dropping the kids off at the pool. : )
pinch off a loaf
crack a grogan...
taking a sh.it
tossing the trash (???)
staing the toilet (???)
my retard friends are saying these, (asshole chocolate)
hey there's one, asshole chocolate!!!
I gotta go dump the happy log!
Or
Laying eggs
My log has to float.
laying a few cables
and
making a litter of pups
There are no great analogies as they're all in bad taste. Well, just a figure of speech.
Droppin' a stink pickle.....
clear the runway
drop a bomb
drop a deuce
take a smash
drop the kids off at the pool
...that's all I can think of for now.
Dropping a bomb.
Need to go read a book