A man was confessing to his pal?!
Question: how he felt, he said when i wake up i always mean to say to my wife "darling you look gorgeous in the morning"
but it always comes out
"you big ugly bas*tard you ruined my life"
Answers: how he felt, he said when i wake up i always mean to say to my wife "darling you look gorgeous in the morning"
but it always comes out
"you big ugly bas*tard you ruined my life"
you know my wife aswell
Wow. His wife should leave him. No one deserves to be belittled.
I know you said it's a joke, but don't take a vote on it ! ! !
A bit harsh but funny. Have a star. Haha..
I think I know that woman!