More Reasons Why the human race is dying from Stoopidity plese Rate outta Ten :)!
Question: more proof that the human race is doomed by stupidity, here are some actual label instructions found on consumer goods
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap
On a Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.(just a suggestion)
On Tesco's tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of box): Do not turn upsidedown
On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body
On Boots childrens cough medicine: Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness
On brands of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts
On a Swedish chain saw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or Genitals :D
Answers: more proof that the human race is doomed by stupidity, here are some actual label instructions found on consumer goods
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap
On a Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.(just a suggestion)
On Tesco's tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of box): Do not turn upsidedown
On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body
On Boots childrens cough medicine: Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness
On brands of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts
On a Swedish chain saw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or Genitals :D
10! you got me and my sister cracking up!!!!! those were good!
ok i gave you a star
That last one made me BURST out laughing, (Got in BIG trouble for that.) Thanks for the laugh! :-D
One of my favorites is when you buy a frozen pizza and number 1 on the list of instructions either tells you to Remove pizza from box and plastic wrap, OR Cook before eating.
all old
LMAO. 9/10. Gave you a nine because there are some more that I've heard of...can't remember them now.
Whe commenting on the stupidity of others, you would do well to avoid making any reference to "stoopidity"of others. It would also improve your presentation if you were to recognize that "out of" is two words and "outta" is not a word at all. Just a thought.