It was only an Audit?!
Question: A woman walks past three men in the office who are all bemoaning the fact they are about to be audited during the coming month. Says the first guy with a groan, "I'm scr*wed!" "I'm scr*wed, too!" says the other guy, slapping his forehead.
"Guys, I am about to be f**ked beyond all recognition by this audit!" exclaims the third guy in anguish.
Just then, one of the guys notices the woman who has been standing there listening. She now has a very thoughtful look on her face. "Are you OK?" asks the guy.
"Yes," replies the woman, "but I was wondering... How do I go about getting audited?"
Answers: A woman walks past three men in the office who are all bemoaning the fact they are about to be audited during the coming month. Says the first guy with a groan, "I'm scr*wed!" "I'm scr*wed, too!" says the other guy, slapping his forehead.
"Guys, I am about to be f**ked beyond all recognition by this audit!" exclaims the third guy in anguish.
Just then, one of the guys notices the woman who has been standing there listening. She now has a very thoughtful look on her face. "Are you OK?" asks the guy.
"Yes," replies the woman, "but I was wondering... How do I go about getting audited?"
haha funny*
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I like it! That's funny.......but how would you go about it????
Loved that one.
Very funny,damn good joke.
Funny! 10!
lol.
hehehehehe
omfg theres won by the great one
well.lol
lol, 10.