Going to jail....?!
Question: A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But officer, I just wanted to say..." "I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked n on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
Answers: A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But officer, I just wanted to say..." "I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked n on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
Hahaha.. 10/10.. Thatz Amazing Lol.. Good 1.. Brightened Up My Day =]
nice one. the officer'll get roasted when the chief gets back!
ha ha
Hahahaha!
Cute...saw it coming though!
that is hilarious.
that was cute.
nice.. but what was the question.
:-] haha
lol,lol,lol, 10/10, * .Excellent joke.
nice one
OOPS
Hahahahahaha..
Love it*
HA HA HA that cop is gonna catch it!!! That's what he gets for being a know it all!!
hahaha very funny.
not very bright eh
good one!!!! stars for you!!
LMAO THAT IS TOO FUNNY
lol
so funny
LOL