The future of nursery rhymes?!
Question: Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy.
Answers: Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy.
THAT IS THE GREATEST THING EVER!
THANKS FOR HELPING THE SUN SHINE ON MY PARADE TODAY!
Oh, that makes me happy and laughy!
thanks!
Disgusting but funny
rofl thats hilarious. ashes ashes the lamb fell down. lol. im not funny i know.....
Nursery rhymes have always been pretty sad. Just take Ring around the rosy...
Mary had a little lamb
Her daddy shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread
Little Miss Muffett sat on a tuffett
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider who sat down beside her
And she beat the cr@p out of it with her spoon
What the hell?!? That makes like no seance!!!
There was a man with SARS
who had a tingling in his ARS
He didn't feel so well
and over did he fell
and the rhyme became a farse
blow blow blow your noes gently down the stream
Mary had a little lamb
The doctor was surprised
But when Old McDonald had a farm
He couldn't believe his eyes.
haha jkks that did make me laugh :)
like it lol
you made that up didn't you??
old mother Hubbard went to her cubburd to find her poor dog a bone, but when she sent over, rover drover found he had a bone of his own.
Mary had a little lamb, she tied it too a heater, every time it would turn around it would burns it little peter.