Funny Joke?? A mother and her 4 year-old son were waiting on line at their bank !
Question: ... mother's skirt. As she bent down he whispered in her ear, "Mommy, I have 2 go potty so badly I have a tummy ache!" Just then she heard the bank teller asking her how she might be of service. "Well," the mother said, "U can quickly cash this check 4 me & then point us in the direction of the restrooms since my little boy here really needs 2 make a visit. Thank U." As the teller cashed the check she replied, "I'm so sorry m'aam but our branch manager doesn't allow the customers 2 use our facilities. However, there is a restroom right next door at the gas station." By now the little boy was grimacing in pain & holding his rear end in both of his hands. The mother, aware of the urgency her son was on the verge of having an accident, grabbed her cash & her son & hurried toward the Exit. "Mommy" the son cried loudly, "why can't I use their toilet?! Didn't U tell me this was where people come 2 make DEPOSITS?! Will they change their minds if U tell them it's going 2 be a REALLY BIG ONE?!
Answers: ... mother's skirt. As she bent down he whispered in her ear, "Mommy, I have 2 go potty so badly I have a tummy ache!" Just then she heard the bank teller asking her how she might be of service. "Well," the mother said, "U can quickly cash this check 4 me & then point us in the direction of the restrooms since my little boy here really needs 2 make a visit. Thank U." As the teller cashed the check she replied, "I'm so sorry m'aam but our branch manager doesn't allow the customers 2 use our facilities. However, there is a restroom right next door at the gas station." By now the little boy was grimacing in pain & holding his rear end in both of his hands. The mother, aware of the urgency her son was on the verge of having an accident, grabbed her cash & her son & hurried toward the Exit. "Mommy" the son cried loudly, "why can't I use their toilet?! Didn't U tell me this was where people come 2 make DEPOSITS?! Will they change their minds if U tell them it's going 2 be a REALLY BIG ONE?!
give him credit for lateral thinking
thats rly long 4 a lame joke.
Hillariousss lol
haha pretty good...
good one
ya funny funny