Prostitute Parrots?!
Question: A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I
have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one
thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquires.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some
fun?'"
"That's terrible," the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your
problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will
put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and
read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that
terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and
worship."
"Thank you!" the woman responds.
The next day, the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's
house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in
their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male
parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to
have some fun?"
One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the
beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"
Answers: A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I
have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one
thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquires.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some
fun?'"
"That's terrible," the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your
problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will
put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and
read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that
terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and
worship."
"Thank you!" the woman responds.
The next day, the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's
house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in
their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male
parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to
have some fun?"
One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the
beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"
good one
let us pray.lol
hahaha!!
good one!
my answer it's good and funny..
aaaawww..... the parrots' prayers were answered..... what a happy ending.....
u made me pee in my pants, man, iMAO!. hhaaha!
lmao Girl very funny you should post these later in the evening
fantastic
Very Very good.
star for you.
brilliant babes xxx lol xxx
hahaha lol
That was good
hahaha good one thanks