Spot the dog?!
Question: Spot slipped his collar and when I got to the pub, he was in there drinking his usual half from his bowl. The landlord said he knew I'd be along so he served him. I said he was so kind and I gave him a live lobster as a thank you. The landlord said he'd take it for tea but I said, it's had it's tea that's why I was taking it for a walk.
Answers: Spot slipped his collar and when I got to the pub, he was in there drinking his usual half from his bowl. The landlord said he knew I'd be along so he served him. I said he was so kind and I gave him a live lobster as a thank you. The landlord said he'd take it for tea but I said, it's had it's tea that's why I was taking it for a walk.
um..... don't get it?
good grief
I spilled Spot Remover on my dog once.
God, I miss him. poor Spot.
Talk about shaggy dog jokes! OK - I did give it tiny chuckle!
CJ
Get a life!
okay.... I'd say it's not a bad joke but not in my top 100 lol
You are all absolutely barking on here (which is partly why I love it so much)
Great joke & some really funny answers.
Cheered me up anyway!
More answers from people with wacky sense of humour required, I think.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Funny lol
ha