HEY YOU!!! Why are you having a bad day???!
Question: Why's everyone such a grump all of the time.. cheer up i have a joke for you..
A nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"
First a little girl says, "The sky is definitely blue."
The teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can sometimes be gray, or black."
A second little boy says,"Trees are definitely green."
"Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."
Then little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks, "Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says, "Johnny! Of course not!!!"
"OK...then I DEFINITELY crapped my pants!"
hope that brought a smile to your day.
Answers: Why's everyone such a grump all of the time.. cheer up i have a joke for you..
A nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"
First a little girl says, "The sky is definitely blue."
The teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can sometimes be gray, or black."
A second little boy says,"Trees are definitely green."
"Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."
Then little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks, "Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says, "Johnny! Of course not!!!"
"OK...then I DEFINITELY crapped my pants!"
hope that brought a smile to your day.
OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I wish i could star this twelve thousand times and then show it to everyone
this has DEFINITELY brightened up my day ty sooooooo much
Nice Joke LMAO
Funny!!!