Fireman sex?!
Question: A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we
have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all
put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL
3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say
BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going
to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and
yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled
"BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled
"BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
Answers: A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we
have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all
put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL
3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say
BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going
to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and
yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled
"BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled
"BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
HAHA...............THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!
LOL! Very cute!
thats mean
Very good thanks
ha ha ha ha ha, he got burned
lol starred 10/10 x
good one!
10/10
lol
omg that was a good joke! i'm still laughing! nice job!
lol,lol,lol,10/10, *, what a cracker.Thanks for the laugh,omg.
lame
ding dong .lol
Funny
Tee Hee! Good one !
Nice one!
A fireman was rescuing a young lady dressed in her nighty, from a tower block. He said "Your the second prenant woman I've rescued tonight", "I'm not pregnant" the lady replied. "I havn't rescued you yet" said the fireman.
hahaha funny lol
Funny very funny... although you do know it's not a question right?
too funny
MO
excellent
I thought the ''hose''was in the.......oh ok I wont start lolol