Can't lie to Mom?!
Question: John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you did take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you did not take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you do sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom."
Answers: John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you did take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you did not take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you do sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom."
PMSL
Still makes me laugh everytime
Thanks!!!
Love it. I am a mom.
Right on - Mums always know or conive to find out what's going on.
love it
hahaha good old mom lol.
AHHHahahaha that good.......usually jokes are corny but that was great!
that was so funny!! i love it!!
clever mom........... well you just be as clever and more careful dont gettinaffiX
that is soo cool . reminds me of "meet the parents"/"meet the fockers"
like it lol
hahaha,10/10,fantastic joke, thnx.
Nice one. lol
ha ha love it
Good one lol
That's MY MUM you're describing LOL!
That's the sort of thing she'd do!
Heard it before...still good though
lol =] =] =] =] =] =] =]
funny
wow! impressive... very impressive
To be honest, I've heard it before but I think it's one of the cleverest jokes I've ever heard. Thanks for reminding me. I'm off down the pub now to tell my mates!
very good have a star!
PMSL!
LMAO! Again, Heard it before but it's still funny!