Dog in a bar joke?!
Question: Three guys with dogs walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, and when it comes, his dog pours it for him. The second guy orders a beer, and his dog cracks open peanuts. The third guy orders a beer, but when it comes, his dog just sits there.
“Your dog doesn’t do any tricks?” asks the first guy.
“He’s a blacksmith,” says the third.
“What the hell does that mean?”
“Well, if you stick a hot poker up his ***, he’ll make a bolt for the door
Answers: Three guys with dogs walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, and when it comes, his dog pours it for him. The second guy orders a beer, and his dog cracks open peanuts. The third guy orders a beer, but when it comes, his dog just sits there.
“Your dog doesn’t do any tricks?” asks the first guy.
“He’s a blacksmith,” says the third.
“What the hell does that mean?”
“Well, if you stick a hot poker up his ***, he’ll make a bolt for the door
the rest are funny- but i dont get this one??