Q/a jokes;;;;;;?!
Question: Q. Why did the little boy put lipstick on his head?
A. He wanted to make up his mind!
Q. What kind of ship never sinks?
A. Friendship!
Q. What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
A. Stop going in circles and get to the point!
Q. How do you make a hotdog stand?
A. Steal its chair!
Q. Did you hear about what happened at the Laundromat last night?
A. Three clothes-pins held up two shirts!
Q. Why did the computer squeak.
A. Because someone stepped on it's mouse
Q. What did one earthquake say to another?
A. It's not my fault!
Q. Where's an astronaut's favourite place on the computer?
A. The spacebar!
Q. What do you call a cat that sucks on lemons?
A. A sour puss!
Q. Why do cows have bells?
A. Because their horns don't work!
Q. What has 4 wheels and flies?
A. A Garbage truck
Answers: Q. Why did the little boy put lipstick on his head?
A. He wanted to make up his mind!
Q. What kind of ship never sinks?
A. Friendship!
Q. What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
A. Stop going in circles and get to the point!
Q. How do you make a hotdog stand?
A. Steal its chair!
Q. Did you hear about what happened at the Laundromat last night?
A. Three clothes-pins held up two shirts!
Q. Why did the computer squeak.
A. Because someone stepped on it's mouse
Q. What did one earthquake say to another?
A. It's not my fault!
Q. Where's an astronaut's favourite place on the computer?
A. The spacebar!
Q. What do you call a cat that sucks on lemons?
A. A sour puss!
Q. Why do cows have bells?
A. Because their horns don't work!
Q. What has 4 wheels and flies?
A. A Garbage truck
All aboard the Friend-ship
All trolls abord the fiend ship
and all the clueless lot aboard the Titanic's ghost
lol
very old
some think to tell the kids
not bad
hehe they are funny so I am going to give you a star for them.
Have a nice day.
Lol these were good
Hahahahaaa...very good honey....but the second one is true to me with my friends
Q. who made me laugh b4 i sleep?
A. you did :)
=) You have nice jokes posted tonight I think I read them all! hehe...this one's cute in a childlike way. Thanks for the laughs. A star for you.
hahahahaha
that put a smile on my face lol
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny ones.!!!
Cheers.!!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
nice lol.
excellent hun, lmao
starred
excellent hun, pmsl
star time
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Good ones thanks
Who has more time on their hands than a clock? I know u can figure this one out.
brings a smile to my face this morning.
thanx!!