Do you like this parrot joke?!
Question: A pet shop gets a new parrot and puts it in it's shop window.
A woman walking to work stops and looks at the parrot who goes beserk screaming "Ugly lady! Ugly lady!". The woman storms off.
On her way home she stops to look at the parrot again. Once again the parrot starts screaming "Ugly lady! Ugly lady!". The women storms off, absolutely fuming.
The following morning, she stops to look at the parrot again, and once more the parrot starts screaming "Ugly lady! Ugly lady!". The woman decides enough is enough.
She goes in and complains to the shop keeper who assures her he will sort it out and the parrot will not say anything like that ever again. The woman doesn't quite believe him, but goes off to work.
On her way home again she stops to look at the parrot. The parrot gives her a sly look and just says "You know."
Answers: A pet shop gets a new parrot and puts it in it's shop window.
A woman walking to work stops and looks at the parrot who goes beserk screaming "Ugly lady! Ugly lady!". The woman storms off.
On her way home she stops to look at the parrot again. Once again the parrot starts screaming "Ugly lady! Ugly lady!". The women storms off, absolutely fuming.
The following morning, she stops to look at the parrot again, and once more the parrot starts screaming "Ugly lady! Ugly lady!". The woman decides enough is enough.
She goes in and complains to the shop keeper who assures her he will sort it out and the parrot will not say anything like that ever again. The woman doesn't quite believe him, but goes off to work.
On her way home again she stops to look at the parrot. The parrot gives her a sly look and just says "You know."
Good one!!
i dont get it
haha lmao xxx
Very good! lol.
bet she would have it stuffed & roasted for cruel comments eh!
very funny
Very funny thanks for sharing. lol §§§
Lmao! Thanks.
lol, nice
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very funny
loved it .......!!!!!!!!!!!
Bewdy!!!
ha ha ha funny
Nice joke thanks for sharing. hahaha
sure i like it! star for you!
i think that is funny.:D
Ha ha ha.!!!
Great joke there so 10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!