Dont be offended - JOKES 4?!
Question: Michael Barrymore has been asked to do the Panto season again, he says he doesn't want to do it, as he did ALADDIN 6 years ago and still hasn't heard the last of it.
Teacher says to the class "we are all children of Adam and Eve" Little Lad shouts "my dad says were descendants of apes" teacher says "I'm not on about your family Leroy"
I had an interesting, but brief, conversation with the wife the other night.
She asked me had I slept with any other women while we have been married. I replied, "don't be so insecure, you are the only woman I`ve slept with in the whole 24 years that we have been together" I didn`t have the heart to tell her I F**ked the rest of them.
An Irishman catches his son snorting cocaine....
"If I catch you doing that again ,I'm going to rub your f**king nose in it"!!!
Danni Minogue will be off the telly for the foreseable future due to falling pregnant.
Apparantly the Ex-f**ked-her.
Answers: Michael Barrymore has been asked to do the Panto season again, he says he doesn't want to do it, as he did ALADDIN 6 years ago and still hasn't heard the last of it.
Teacher says to the class "we are all children of Adam and Eve" Little Lad shouts "my dad says were descendants of apes" teacher says "I'm not on about your family Leroy"
I had an interesting, but brief, conversation with the wife the other night.
She asked me had I slept with any other women while we have been married. I replied, "don't be so insecure, you are the only woman I`ve slept with in the whole 24 years that we have been together" I didn`t have the heart to tell her I F**ked the rest of them.
An Irishman catches his son snorting cocaine....
"If I catch you doing that again ,I'm going to rub your f**king nose in it"!!!
Danni Minogue will be off the telly for the foreseable future due to falling pregnant.
Apparantly the Ex-f**ked-her.
hohoho you bad boy
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