A Candian Farmer , Osama Bin Laden , And An American Engineer All Come Upon A Ma!
Question:
A Candian Farmer , Osama Bin Laden , And An American Engineer All Come Upon A Magic Lamp.. . . ...?
Before any of them can pick it up , a genie pops out . The genie says he can grant 3 wishes , one for each of them .
The Canadian says " My father was a farmer , I'm a farmer , and my son shall be a farmer .... I wish for Canada to be forever fertile farming land " . Poof !! And it was done !!
Osama was amazed , so he said " I want an impenetrable wall to be built around Afghanistan , Iran , and Iraq . One that would hold all believers of Radical Islam inside , and all Jews , Americans and othe infidels outside "... .Poof !! and much to his suprise , it was done !!
The American engineer says " I'm curious about this wall , tell me more about it " . So the genie says " The wall is 5000 ft high, 500 ft thick , and totally impenetrable . Now what is your wish "?
The engineer smiles broadly and says. . . " Fill it with water " !!!
SMILE !!
(credit should be noted for the user 'nana4thekids' as she is the one who forwarded it to me)
3 weeks ago
Somebody get John a cup of coffee and explain what he missed !!
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I love it! I'm sure some Osama sympathizer will report you and the "question" will be erased :(