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Question:
...............anyone??.....
mother-inlaw jokes anyone? no offense to the mother in-lawz out there!!! xD
Answers:
man was standing on the corner of an intersection watching a funeral procession pass by, when suddenly he was struck by an unusual sight:
Behind the hearse was a man leading a goat on a rope, who in turn was closely trailed by a group of young men.
Approaching the man with a goat, the bystander inquired:
"Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me who has died, and why this strange following?"
Well, you see, the man answered, "the person in the hearse is my mother-in-law. Yesterday, while picking vegetables in our garden, she was struck from the behind by this goat and killed instantly."
Really! the bystander said eagerly. "Think I might borrow him for a day or so?"
Sure, responded the man, "but you'll have to go to the back like everyone else".