The lesbian's Dad?!
Question:
The lesbian's Dad?
A woman finally gets the courage to tell her father she's a lesbian. The father doesn't get mad, but wipes a tear from his eye. "It's a bit of a shock, but I'm OK with it" he says, "Why are you crying Dad?" "Well I was just thinking about what I won't be able to do, Walk you down the aisle on your wedding day, babysit the grandkids, you know..?" A few hours later the woman walks in and sees her Dad watching a football game and drinking a beer, and notices her vibrator propped up on a chair with a beer next to it" A little embarassed she asks her father what's going on. "Damn it can't I at least have a beer with my new son-in-law?"
Answers:
I have heard this one before,but it alway's crack's me up!!! I'll have to remember it so I can go home and tell it to my girlfriend.
P.S. Lesbians are the shiznit.