The priest?!
Question:
The priest?
A priest in a small rural town was very fond of his 10 chickens and 1 handsome c@ck rooster he kept in a hen house behind the rectory.
One saturday night, the priest discovered that the c@ck rooster was missing. At the time the priest heard rumours of c@ckfights being held in town. Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during sunday Mass.
During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Who among you will confess to sporting a handsome c@ck?" All the men stood up.
"No, no," he said,"That's not what I mean. Who among you will confess to having seen a handsome c@ck?" All the women stood up.
"Oh no," he said,"That's not what I mean, either. Who among you will confess to having seen a handsome c@ck that doesn't belong to you?" Half the women stood up.
"Oh Lord," he said,"Perhaps, I should rephrase the question. Has anybody seen my c@ck?" All the choirboys stood up.
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