Economising.............?!
Question:
Economising.............?
A financially comfortable couple have fallen on hard times, at breakfast one morning the husband says to his wife: "We must tighten our belts Darling, if you were a REAL woman and learned how to cook, we could fire the chef!"
The wife is very thoughtful and considers the matter for a few moments before replying: "Very true Darling and i have an idea of my own. If you were a REAL man and learned how to make love, we could fire the gardener!"
Answers:
It is easier to economise when someone else is doing it.