Ok,,howz this now,,?!
Question:
Ok,,howz this now,,?
Q--in which battle did king shivaji die?
A--in his last battle,,
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Q--why was the egyptian boy confused?
A--his father was a mummy,,
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Q--what will a boy call himself whose dad is french,,and mother is greek,,
A--freak,,
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Q--when r the two times when a husband open his mouth infront of his wife?
A--while eating,,and while crying,,
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Q--do ur father raises his hands to ur mother?
A--only during self-defence,,
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Q--whats the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A--when one touches his dick,,his hair stands up,,
when other touches his hair,,his dick stands up,,
2 weeks ago
whats weenie?
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mummy and the freak one was funny...............nice!!