A Gypsy wedding...?!
Question:
A Gypsy wedding...?
A Gypsy wedding in Ireland ends in a riot, police arrest 20 and they all end up in court, best man says to the Judge "Can I explain wot happend, its traveller tradition for the best man to have first dance with the bride, which I did. I was dancing very close to the bride. The Groom runs at us and kicks his bride in the *anny!"
"Gosh" exclaimed the judge, "I bet that must have been sore..."
"Sore!" replied the best man, "He broke Three of my *ucking fingers!"
Answers:
Oh Ireland ! if you din´d had the booze........