Know any funny/stupid pick up lines? :]?!
Question:
Know any funny/stupid pick up lines? :]?
im going to go get me a library card.... so i can check you out! :P lmao
Answers:
-Call me fred flinstone bc i can make your bed rock
-i like your outfit, it will look great on my bedroom floor
-did it hurt? when you fell from heaven
-baby, you must be tired bc you have been running through my mind all day
-are you from jamaica? because you jamaking me crazy
-are you from tennesse? because you're the only ten i see
-am i dead? because this must be heaven
-are you lost? because heaven is a long way from here
-do you have a quarter i may borrow? i wanna call your mamma and thank her
-excuse me, i think i dropped my jaw on the ground
-are you measurements 36, 25, 26 bc then you would perfect (perfect squares
-only things those buns need are some seasames seeds
-is your daddy a baker? bc those are nice buns
-what time is it? thanks, i just wanted to know the exact time i met the woman/man of my dreams
-Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my ***? A damn little kid with wings shot me.