Grandma's Birthcontrol Pills! I know you will laugh! * it!?!
Question:
Grandma's Birthcontrol Pills! I know you will laugh! * it!?
After working most of her life Grandma finally retired. At her next
Checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines
That had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he
Realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do
You realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?"
Yes, they help me sleep at night. "
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these
That could possibly help you sleep!
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear,I know
That. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of
Orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks . . . And believe
Me, it helps me sleep at night. "
You gotta love Grandmas!
Answers:
A * for the Georgia tadpole,
from a NC toad.