Joke about entering Heaven?!
Question:
Joke about entering Heaven?
A man is at the pearly gates. St. Peter asked him, "Sir, what have you done of good merit to gain you entry into heaven?"
The man said, "Well, once I saw a group of bikers about to attack a girl! I yelled at them to stop,but they would not! So, I went to the biggest biker in the pack, hit him upside the head and kicked-over his bike!"
St. Peter said, "Wow! When did this happen?"
The man said, "ABOUT TWO MINUTES AGO!" hehe
Answers:
lol. Thats a good one.
I've always had a question about jokes like this. Wouldn't you think Peter would already know this stuff. Why do they ask questions when they already know.