How many of you actually believe this horoscope nonsense?!
Question: How many of you actually believe this horoscope nonsense!?
Answers:
ME!! =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I get my hard hitting 'scopes from The Onion, the best on the planet!. Here are some for this week:
Your Birthday Today
The party hats and streamers may seem a bit excessive, but it's not everyday that people get to celebrate your impending death!.
Aries March 21 - April 19
Jealousy, suspicion, and utter confusion will be yours this week when you find yourself at the center of a bizarre love rhombus!.
Taurus April 20 - May 20
The mere mention of your name strikes fear and terror in the hearts of men, though that's mainly because it's so difficult to pronounce!.
Gemini May 21 - June 21
The stars foresee a great number of failures, setbacks and letdowns in your future, but then pretty much anyone could have told you that!.
Cancer June 22 - July 22
Smuggling cocaine across the border is a delicate art!. Next time try stashing it inside a stuffed animal instead of a live one!.
Leo July 23 - August 22
Action and adventure await you this Thursday, though not before hours of pointless exposition and predictable plot twists!.
Virgo August 23 - September 22
Your claims that you can't do nothing right are incorrect!. What you mean you to say is "can't do anything right!."
Libra September 23 - October 23
While it's true that your marriage isn't dead yet, the circling vultures and lurking coyotes can't be a good sign!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your Birthday Today
The party hats and streamers may seem a bit excessive, but it's not everyday that people get to celebrate your impending death!.
Aries March 21 - April 19
Jealousy, suspicion, and utter confusion will be yours this week when you find yourself at the center of a bizarre love rhombus!.
Taurus April 20 - May 20
The mere mention of your name strikes fear and terror in the hearts of men, though that's mainly because it's so difficult to pronounce!.
Gemini May 21 - June 21
The stars foresee a great number of failures, setbacks and letdowns in your future, but then pretty much anyone could have told you that!.
Cancer June 22 - July 22
Smuggling cocaine across the border is a delicate art!. Next time try stashing it inside a stuffed animal instead of a live one!.
Leo July 23 - August 22
Action and adventure await you this Thursday, though not before hours of pointless exposition and predictable plot twists!.
Virgo August 23 - September 22
Your claims that you can't do nothing right are incorrect!. What you mean you to say is "can't do anything right!."
Libra September 23 - October 23
While it's true that your marriage isn't dead yet, the circling vultures and lurking coyotes can't be a good sign!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't believe in the horoscopes that are in magazines or on websites!. I believe in the real science of astrology that takes all of the planets, houses, degrees and angles, and aspects into consideration!. I still have a lot to learn about it, and do not have all the answers!.!.!.I don't let it rule my life!. I like to use it to understand myself and others a bit more!. However, it can still be fun to mess around with the silly horoscopes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
not horoscopes in magazines and newspapers but i do believe this !. !. !.
check it out !. !. !. and tell us if it seems accurate or not !. !. !.
but you need exact birth time for it to be accurate !. !. !.
http://astro!.cafeastrology!.com/cgi-bin/a!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
check it out !. !. !. and tell us if it seems accurate or not !. !. !.
but you need exact birth time for it to be accurate !. !. !.
http://astro!.cafeastrology!.com/cgi-bin/a!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I believe it to a certain extent!. I think you can get a general idea of what people are like with what sign they are born under!. But everyone is different!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I kinda believe it!. I think what they say about my sign!.!. aries!.!. totally describes me well!. I read the other sign descriptions & they really describe people I know really well also!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Google search for K!.N!.Rao astrology & read abt research done in this direction!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
well i sorta of believe in it sometimes i read it for fun!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hell yeah!
its fun!Www@Enter-QA@Com
its fun!Www@Enter-QA@Com