Bing bong this is your captain speaking.....?!
Question:
Bing bong this is your captain speaking.....?
we`re taking off in 10 mins and our flight time to Malaga is 2 1/2hrs we will be flying at 33000ft at 500mph have a pleasant flight.
But the captain forgets to switch off the bing bong.
He begins talking to his co pilot and says when we get to Malaga I`am going to have a long soak in the bath and you know that stewardess with the big boobies who looks after the drinks trolley I`am going to give her the best seeing to she`s ever had.
Well all the passengers can hear this so the stewardess dashes towards the cockpit(no pun intended).
Just before she reaches the cockpit a little old lady sticks her leg out and the stewardess goes flying.
The stewardess gets up and the little old lady says no need to rush dear he`s having a long soak inthe bath first.
Answers:
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