Favorite line from a stand-up?!
Question: Favorite line from a stand-up!?
Answers:
"Why is it that a black man have a mouth full of gold teeth but he always broke!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
I heard a comic talking about women and how they talk about how "aunt flow is visiting" and he said something like:
"What do gay guys say when they don't want to have sex!.!.!.sorry, uncle Taco Bell is in town"
I laughed for 20 minutes, but it's not nearly as funny typed out as when the guy said it!.
also Artie Lange does a great bit on playing basketball, it's filled with some content that would offend most people, so I won't give the link but you can find it on youtube!.
Everything Artie says is pretty funny!.!.!.
Oh, and Jim Gaffigan talking about cake is always good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"What do gay guys say when they don't want to have sex!.!.!.sorry, uncle Taco Bell is in town"
I laughed for 20 minutes, but it's not nearly as funny typed out as when the guy said it!.
also Artie Lange does a great bit on playing basketball, it's filled with some content that would offend most people, so I won't give the link but you can find it on youtube!.
Everything Artie says is pretty funny!.!.!.
Oh, and Jim Gaffigan talking about cake is always good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Silence, I kill you!!!" Jeff Dunham with Achmed the dead terroristWww@Enter-QA@Com
I get no respect Rodney Dangerfield!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"you get a school!.!.and you get a school!.!.!.you all get schools!.!.!.!.-dane cook on oprahWww@Enter-QA@Com