What have you learned from Britney Spears?!
Question: Be creative and funny with your answers!
Answers: Be creative and funny with your answers!
1. Boobies and peroxide DO count for more than actual talent
2. Idiots shouldn't breed.
3. If you smoke, drink too much, tan excessively, drink too much Starbucks, or eat too much Taco Bell, you will look 40 by the time you are 25.
4. Always wear underpants, because you never know who might be hiding in the bushes with a camera
5. The clinically insane are apparently incapable of embarrassment.
I've learned that fame and glory at a young age isn't always a good thing and that you need to have a stable family base or you're going to end up being a train wreck
i learned that it is bad to give a baby coke!
that celebrities can do anything and people will still worship them. sorry i don't find it the least funny.
don't do crack
I've learned to wear my underwear before going inside my car.
better to fall out of popularity quietly like debbie gibson rather that go down in flames like britney,
Also you can take the girl out of the trailer park but cant take the trailer park out of the girl
That there is a sadly disturbing number of people in the world that think a pop star's life is more important than actual world or national news.
dont shave your head and have 396 babies at one time o and don't marry your freind that will take your money and become famous stupidd
I've learned the dangers of child stardom, and as someone who wants to have a child (through adoption,) I have to be careful with how I strategize my plan if I want to mold my child to be a certain way. Whoever said a stable family base is required is right on, and parents who never had their dreams of stardom realized (unless it's something you have all the time in the world for, like writing a novel) should probably put these dreams aside, realistically, to avoid living vicariously through the children.
Sorry if this is not funny, but I strongly believe that what Britney is going through is anything but.
you can't take trash out of the trailer
I've learned that just because you have money and you're beautiful doesn't mean that you don't have problems like everyone else.
Whoring sells.
Just say no.
That she is human and makes mistakes just like everyone else who is not a celebrity.
That fame and money doesn't bring you happiness like most people believe it does.
You can have the whole world and lose it with a blink of an eye.
Not funny but it's true.
I`ve learnd that nomatter how hard your sponsores and manager and media pushes you if you dont have the carisma and gift you will fail.so no matter how cute she was as a clown dancing child at age 16 she has got no talent and chance as a sexy pretty young woman so she has to do stupid things to get media`s attention even by showing her pussy because her carear has died as a singer now shes creating a new one as a whore baby machine.
Post partum depression is a serious thing!!!