What is youre favourite family guy quotes??!
Question: What is youre favourite family guy quotes!?!?
Answers:
Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts!.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts!.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me!. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy!?
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(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts!.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me!. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy!?
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Stewie: To Hooker
"Tell me is there any tread left on the tires, or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway!?"
FROM
"8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter"
!.
Stewie: HA! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey-sack tourney! I'm not going to lie down for some frat boy bastard with his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long-sleeve, open stitched, crew-neck henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpson episodes every night! Yes, we all love Mr!. Plow - oh, you've got the song memorized, do you!? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at one in the morning - the guy who just whiffed his way down the bar-skank ladder!.
LaDonne: Goodnight, Stewie!.
Stewie: If he wants to throw hands, I'll throw hands! I tell you!.!.!.
!.
FROM "Road to Europe"
!.
Gene Simmons: Lois! I don't believe it!. It's been ages!. Hey, guys, this is the girl I told you about!. You know, I knew her before we formed KISS!. "Loose" Lois!
Paul Stanley: Cool! "Loose" Lois!
Peter Kriss: The legend herself!.
Lois: I never realized you were Gene Simmons the rock star!
Gene Simmons: You look great, Lois!. Anyone nailing you now!?
Lois: Yes, my husband nails me!. This is him, Peter!.
!.
From "Baby Not on Board"
PETER: "I'm back from space everybody!."
CHRIS: "How was it!?"
PETER: "Mind boggling Chris!. Barreling around the Earth at five miles a second, watching the sun rise over the sea of Japan, plus I had plenty of time to rub one out but in space it's great but after a while it's like living in a snow globe!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Tell me is there any tread left on the tires, or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway!?"
FROM
"8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter"
!.
Stewie: HA! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey-sack tourney! I'm not going to lie down for some frat boy bastard with his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long-sleeve, open stitched, crew-neck henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpson episodes every night! Yes, we all love Mr!. Plow - oh, you've got the song memorized, do you!? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at one in the morning - the guy who just whiffed his way down the bar-skank ladder!.
LaDonne: Goodnight, Stewie!.
Stewie: If he wants to throw hands, I'll throw hands! I tell you!.!.!.
!.
FROM "Road to Europe"
!.
Gene Simmons: Lois! I don't believe it!. It's been ages!. Hey, guys, this is the girl I told you about!. You know, I knew her before we formed KISS!. "Loose" Lois!
Paul Stanley: Cool! "Loose" Lois!
Peter Kriss: The legend herself!.
Lois: I never realized you were Gene Simmons the rock star!
Gene Simmons: You look great, Lois!. Anyone nailing you now!?
Lois: Yes, my husband nails me!. This is him, Peter!.
!.
From "Baby Not on Board"
PETER: "I'm back from space everybody!."
CHRIS: "How was it!?"
PETER: "Mind boggling Chris!. Barreling around the Earth at five miles a second, watching the sun rise over the sea of Japan, plus I had plenty of time to rub one out but in space it's great but after a while it's like living in a snow globe!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"JJJ Just like the bad guy from "Lethal Weapon 2", I have diplomatic immunity, so Hammer, you can't sue!." !.!.!.!.!.!.!."I'm presidential Peter, interns think I'm hot, don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot!. Can't touch me!"
Looks at girl and says, "Except for you!. You can touch me!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Looks at girl and says, "Except for you!. You can touch me!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Stewie: Lois Lois Lois Lois Lois, Mom Mom Mom, Mommy Mommy Mommy, Muh-ma Muh-ma Muh-ma, Ma Ma Ma Ma, Mum Mum Mum Mum, Mommy Mommy, Muh-ma Muh-ma Muh-ma!?
Lois: What!!?
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Lois: What!!?
Stewie: Hi!. (runs off giggling)Www@Enter-QA@Com
*evil monkey points finger at peter*
peter: stop it meg!
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peter: stop it meg!
looool too funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com