Does anybody know any funny pick-up lines ?!
Question: Does anybody know any funny pick-up lines !?
hi im a girl does anybody know any funny pick-up lines to say to boys i love cheesy ones haha :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I seem to have lost my number, any chance I could have yours!?
Your last name must be Jacobs!? because I think your a real cracker!
Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board!.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!?
They are my faves =)
Edit* Oh sorry, didn't read your question properly lol!!
Here are some for girls;
Were you in Boy Scouts!? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot!.
Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!?
Reach for the back of their shirt and look at the tag, then say; "Just what I thought, made in Heaven!."
I lost my teddy bear!. Will you sleep with me!?
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Your last name must be Jacobs!? because I think your a real cracker!
Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board!.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!?
They are my faves =)
Edit* Oh sorry, didn't read your question properly lol!!
Here are some for girls;
Were you in Boy Scouts!? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot!.
Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!?
Reach for the back of their shirt and look at the tag, then say; "Just what I thought, made in Heaven!."
I lost my teddy bear!. Will you sleep with me!?
=)Www@Enter-QA@Com
If barbie is so popular, why do we have to buy her friends!?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane!.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much!.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something!.
For Sale: Parachute!. Only used once, never opened, small stain!.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out!.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!.
Hope this is what you're looking for =)
EDITED: sorry i didn't read the question propperlyWww@Enter-QA@Com
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane!.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much!.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something!.
For Sale: Parachute!. Only used once, never opened, small stain!.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out!.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!.
Hope this is what you're looking for =)
EDITED: sorry i didn't read the question propperlyWww@Enter-QA@Com
''Baby you turn my software into hardware''
''I hope you know CPR cos you take my breath away''
''Here's 10p, call your mum and tell her you've pulled/not coming home tonight''
''I lost my number, can I have yours!?''
'' I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can definitely make your bed rock''
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''I hope you know CPR cos you take my breath away''
''Here's 10p, call your mum and tell her you've pulled/not coming home tonight''
''I lost my number, can I have yours!?''
'' I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can definitely make your bed rock''
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Did you know;
The Indians have the largest genitalia (American Indian )
The Polish are renown for their staying power!.
Sorry, I haven't introduced my self !.
Tonto Polansky - by the wayWww@Enter-QA@Com
The Indians have the largest genitalia (American Indian )
The Polish are renown for their staying power!.
Sorry, I haven't introduced my self !.
Tonto Polansky - by the wayWww@Enter-QA@Com
Are you Jamaican because ja making me crazy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You must be a library book 'cause im chechin' you Out!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice legs, what time do they open :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Get your coat you've pulled!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do you lie on your front when youre in bed!? No!? Can I then!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah , I'll cut you a deal, Www@Enter-QA@Com
heres one that would never work but its more for guys
if u thought chewbaca was hairy, wait till u see my wookie lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
if u thought chewbaca was hairy, wait till u see my wookie lolWww@Enter-QA@Com