What will Diana say to Turbot o'Dreary when she wins X Factor?!
Question: What will Diana say to Turbot o'Dreary when she wins X Factor!?
Answers:
Out loud- "thankyrroooou everyboder oohs vurted for meh"
Inside- "Oh **** how am i gonna keep up this facade!?!!?"
reality- 1 year from now when the new x factor finals is coming up, she'll be forgotten and be in hospital to remove the nogels from her throat from straining like a cat with constipation!.
We'll have a new 'Diana' who once again with her back combed hair, no shoes act and false irish accent, is called original AGAIN!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Inside- "Oh **** how am i gonna keep up this facade!?!!?"
reality- 1 year from now when the new x factor finals is coming up, she'll be forgotten and be in hospital to remove the nogels from her throat from straining like a cat with constipation!.
We'll have a new 'Diana' who once again with her back combed hair, no shoes act and false irish accent, is called original AGAIN!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
dermot would say "wow what do you make of the comments"
and wether they are good or bad, diana will just rumble on
"uuuh, am soooo happy soooo happy to be here, its amaaazing, i was sooo nervous back stage and i think the song went well, i just to thank the fans and, thank you cheryl, i am only a little girl from boston and this is just amaazing"
ok enough out of you f off out of the competition now - you dont deserve to stayWww@Enter-QA@Com
and wether they are good or bad, diana will just rumble on
"uuuh, am soooo happy soooo happy to be here, its amaaazing, i was sooo nervous back stage and i think the song went well, i just to thank the fans and, thank you cheryl, i am only a little girl from boston and this is just amaazing"
ok enough out of you f off out of the competition now - you dont deserve to stayWww@Enter-QA@Com
I hope to God Diana doesn't win! But if she did - the same as what everyone else has said "amazing, who would have thought little Diana etc etc!. She does my head in - with her wavery voice and wafting hand! She doesn't even pronounce her words correctly! My predictions [hopefully] are: Diana - 4th, Eoghen - 3rd, JLS - 2nd and Alex to win!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I can't believe it, little old Diana from Blackburn won the X Factor! I would like to thank everyone who has voted for me and supported me, you have made my dreams come true!. HALLELUHJAH!!!!!!!"
Then bursts into renedition of Halleluhjah!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Then bursts into renedition of Halleluhjah!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
she would say !.!.!."i knew making my throat sore by sucking simon cowells c*ck would eventually set me up in good stead for winning !.!.its AMAZINGGGG !.!.all i had to do was bend down in front of him !.!.i didnt even have to really have a good voice or ANYTHING !.!.!.!."
Diana !.!.!.!.!.what a complete waste of eyesight !.!.!.!.another person that wont be missed from the gene pool
Alex to win :) (talent ) Www@Enter-QA@Com
Diana !.!.!.!.!.what a complete waste of eyesight !.!.!.!.another person that wont be missed from the gene pool
Alex to win :) (talent ) Www@Enter-QA@Com
Diana will say "hahaha I fooled all you sukkers out there!. I cheated Disco week, I cheated being ill, and have made dire performance after dire performance and still won!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.and all you idiots who voted for me from Blackburn!.!.!.!.!.well I am from Accrington sukkers!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh I can't believe it!. I mean its amazing!. I mean who would have thought it!. Me!. Little Diana Vickers from Blackburn winning X Factor!. Oh its brilliant!. *cue some childish jumping around and Dermot smiling like an idiot*Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I would like to thank all of the deaf people who voted for me and also to Simon and the producers who fixed it for me to win"
I wonder if she'll be presented with a "Simon Fixed It For Me" badge! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
I wonder if she'll be presented with a "Simon Fixed It For Me" badge! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
You forgot the words it's been a Journey!.
But i'll love it if she admits to being a Delores O'readen (Cranberries singer) rip off, only with a weaker voice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
But i'll love it if she admits to being a Delores O'readen (Cranberries singer) rip off, only with a weaker voice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
She'll say she wants to thank all of us fans who voted for her despite the cruel remarks made by some people!.
Diana to win !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Diana to win !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
she wont be saying anything coz she aint gonna win!!!!
she does my head in, i wish she would grow up a bit, she is 17 years not 17 months!Www@Enter-QA@Com
she does my head in, i wish she would grow up a bit, she is 17 years not 17 months!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Is this in some sort of parallel reality your talking about here!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
she'll be crying coz she didnt win but otherwise she'll say 'yay i can afford shoes now!!!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Its just amazingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks guys!.!.!.!.!.for fixing it for me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com