Why do I like CSI Miami despite Horatio's cheesy one-liners?!
Question: Why do I like CSI Miami despite Horatio's cheesy one-liners!?
!.!.!.!.and that terrible scream that accosts me every time before the opening credits!? I still watch!. I guess it's like a mini-movie with beautiful people and an interesting plot!.!.!. But man, those poorly-written, weirdly-delivered one-liners!.!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Personally, it's all because of Ryan!. I usually try to ignore anything Horatio says!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's hard to believe the show has any connection to the original or CSI:NY, the writing is so bad!. I think David Caruso is the worst actor to ever earn a good living acting!. I'm amazed whenever he gets work!. I don't hate the show, it is entertaining, although Christian Slater is a much better actor, which is why I'm watching My Own Worst Enemy!.
BUT, I agree!. His one-liners at the beginning of the show are the best part!. They cram 2 hours worth of MST3k cheesy goodness into one sentence!.
CSI:NY had a line this week that made me think about the difference between Horatio and Mac!. Mac said something about the perp's life being property of the NY Department of Corrections for the next 25 years!. I thought, with Mac saying it, the guy is actually probably scared!. With H saying it, he would just think "Wow, what a jerk!."
"But man, those poorly-written, weirdly-delivered one-liners!.!.!." You said it perfectly!. lol, weirdly delivered!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
BUT, I agree!. His one-liners at the beginning of the show are the best part!. They cram 2 hours worth of MST3k cheesy goodness into one sentence!.
CSI:NY had a line this week that made me think about the difference between Horatio and Mac!. Mac said something about the perp's life being property of the NY Department of Corrections for the next 25 years!. I thought, with Mac saying it, the guy is actually probably scared!. With H saying it, he would just think "Wow, what a jerk!."
"But man, those poorly-written, weirdly-delivered one-liners!.!.!." You said it perfectly!. lol, weirdly delivered!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol I love them too!.!.!.it's sad! But I like them because he's kick ***!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
cause when horatio is on it, he delivers regardless how much cheese he slings!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I dunno I like it too lolWww@Enter-QA@Com