What is your favorite funny quote from a tv show?!


Question: What is your favorite funny quote from a tv show!?
Mine would probably be from an episode of Fresh Prince!. The one where Carlton gets depressed about college!.

Carlton to Will: "This madness can't continue!. Would you look!? Red, yellow, brown, green, that's the way I understood it to be!. But now!.!.!.blue! Has the world gone mad!?!!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com


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"I don't think so, Tim" from Home Improvement!. I can't believe how many times I have used this in life!. People don't get it but I do!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

It's hard to choose a favorite Simpson's quote lol!. There are soooo many good ones, especially those from Ralph Wiggum!.

But, one that's up there is from an early episode where Phil Hartman was playing attorney Lionel Hutz, and Marge visits him in his office!.

Lionel: "Mrs!. Simpson you're in luck! Your sexual harassment suit is just the thing I need to rebuild my shattered practice! Care to join me in a belt of scotch!?"

Marge: "It's 9:30 in the morning!"

Lionel: "Yeah, but I haven't slept in days!." (takes a shot)

Lionel again: "Last chance!." (as he offers the bottle again, and then downs the rest of the scotch, and with blissful satisfaction) "Oh yeah!"

You can listen to it here!. The clip starts at 1:03 and goes to 1:22!. http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=HZJB0nnh_!.!.!.

Response to PPK: LMFAO! The McBain quote: My eyes! The goggles do nothing! So funny!. That one is here: http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=uE9Dgp4zl!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Mine is when George Costanza on Seinfeld decides he wanted a tough nickname at work and was aiming for "T-Bone!." He therefore decides to publicly order a T-Bone steak at a lunch meeting:

Kruger: Mary, I'll have a chef salad!.
Other guy: Turkey sandwich!.
George: T-bone steak!.
Kruger: For lunch!?
George: Well, I am just a T-bone kinda guy!. Love that T-bone!. In fact, you might as well call me!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Watkins: That sounds good!. I'll have one, too!.
Kruger: Watkins, you're havin a T-bone!?
Watkins: I love 'em!.
Kruger: Well, then we should call you T-bone!.
George: Uh, no!. No, we shouldn't!.
Kruger: T-bone!
Everyone chanting: T-bone! T-bone! T-bone! T-bone! T-bone! T-bone! T-bone! T-bone!

ROFL I love George's plight!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i would hav to say in fresh prince wen they are stuck in a cave and carton say like
"For a long time, it gave me nightmares, having to witness an injustice like that!. It shows you just how cruel this world can be!. I can still hear them taunting him!. "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!." Why couldn't they just give him some cereal!? "

i LOVE THIS!!! hehe
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ummm!.!.!.!.!.!.!.I kinda like when steve erckle says: I know I'll never be with you, but it's like trying to touch the stars! You know you'll never do it, but you've just got to keep trying!

and I like this one from parental control: Girl who's being interveiwed: Love is like burning pee; it hurts!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ich, ooch, ach!. Only fall out boy can save me now!.
(pause)
Uh oh!.
(pause)
My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

From the simpsons episode where they film the radioactive man movie!. The timing is amazing!.

If I only i could remember them, futurama had some amazing lines!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Amanda: "HHHola!"
Betty: "It's pronounced 'Ola'!."
Amanda: "No, it has an H!"

Season 1, I believe!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

The Office, Jim impersonating Dwight:
Jim:"What kind of bear is best!? FALSE!. Black bear!. Bears eat beets!. Bears, beets, battlestar galactica!.!.!.!.!.MICHAEL!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

An apple!!?!.!.!.wheres my candy you son of a *****- Fez :D"

That 70's Show Best Show EVERRRRRRRR!!!!
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"Whatch'you talkin' 'bout Willis!?

Different strokesWww@Enter-QA@Com

don't pray pray ah (don't play play ah)Www@Enter-QA@Com

from seinfeild!.!.

jerry talking to george "and you wanna be my latex salesman!?"
ahahahaha
best show E V E R [:Www@Enter-QA@Com

"i'm missing the bride gene!. i should be put in a test tube & studied"-sex & the cityWww@Enter-QA@Com

Chandler: do you want some chocolate milk!?
Ross: no thanks, im 29

hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

THESE NUTS ARE MAKIN ME THIRSTY !Www@Enter-QA@Com

Metalocalypse
Murdeface: "I woke up with a clown's hand down my pants!. That's, that's what I did today!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

bite my shiny metal ***-bender

don't let the door hit you on the virgina out!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

It would probably be " i woke up with a clown's hands in my pants!.!.That's !.!.That's what I did today!.!." from DethklockWww@Enter-QA@Com

"Bit*h Bit*h Bit*h that's all you!.!.!.ARE!" Roseanne to Jackie on Roseanne!.

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