Fave family guy quotes?!


Question: Fave family guy quotes!?
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Peter (narrating his life): "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table!. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me!. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew!. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging!. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life!. (Lois knocks Peter out!.)
I woke several hours later in a daze!."

Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute!.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks!.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs!.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks!.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself!.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks!.

Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years!. Everything seems so different!.
Stewie: Really!? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells!.

Stewie: Did you hear that Meg!? Guys can marry other guys now!. So!.!.!.this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it!? I mean you may as well pack it in!. Game over!.

Peter: Everybody I've got bad news!. We've been cancelled!.
Lois: Oh no Peter! How could they do that!?
Peter: Well unfortuantely Lois, there's just no more room on the schedule!. We just gotta accept the fact that FOX has to make room for terrific shows like Dark Angel, Titus, Undeclared, Action, That 80's Show, Wonder Falls, Fast Lane, Andy Richter Controls The Universe, Skin, Girl's Club, Cracking Up, The Pitts, Firefly, Get Real, Freaky Links, Wanda At Large, Costello, The Lone Gunman, A Minute with Stan Hooper, Normal Ohio, Pasadena, Harsh Realm, Keen Eddy, The Street, American Embassy, Cedric The Entertainer, The Tick, Louie, And Greg The Bunny!.!.!.!.
Lois: Is there no hope!?
Peter: Well I suppose if ALL those shows go down the tubes we might have a shot!.

Miss Ironbox: The filing is done Mr!. Griffin!.
Peter: Thank you Miss Ironbox!. You are a valued
member of our business team and I will give you a
raise tomorrow if you come to work without a shirt on!.
Miss Ironbox: Mr!. Griffin!
Peter: I'm sor!.!.!.I'm sorry, that came out wrong!.
Lemme' try again!. Nice a$$!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha i love family guy!.

"your drunk!.!.
!.your sexy"

Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts!.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts!.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me!. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy!?

Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert!."



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My favorite is Stewie to the hooker about the "hotdog down the hallway" but since that one has already been mentioned, here's one you hardly ever hear because they usually cut it out!. You'll see why!. I believe Stewie was talking about N-Sync or some other musical group!.
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Stewie "They wouldn't know a proper lyric if crawled up their asses and brought them to orgasm through prostate stimulation!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

Mayor Adam West: I just bought a Rottweiler, and I need a sign to warn people how dangerous it is!.
Home Supply clerk (pointing to "BEWARE OF DOG" sign): Well, we have exactly what you--
Mayor Adam West: Ah, yes, here it is: "ONE WAY!." So people will know if they step into my yard, there's only one way out--in a body bag from dog injuries!.


(Adam West is marrying his hand)
Priest: If anyone has any reason as to why this marriage should not take place, speak now or forever hold your peace!.
(Adam West's other hand raises up)
Adam West: Shut up, you had your chance!


Trisha Takinawa: Here comes Mayor Adam West himself!. Mr!. West, do you have any words for our viewers!?
Mayor Adam West: Box, toaster, aluminum, maple syrup!.!.!. no I take that one back!. I'm gonna hold onto that one!.


Doctor: Mayor West, you have Lymphoma!.
Mayor: Oh My!.
Doctor: Probably from rolling around in that Toxic waste!. What in God's name were you trying to prove!?
Mayor: I was trying to gain super powers!.
Doctor: Well that's just silly!.
Mayor: Silly yes !.!.!. Idiotic !.!.!. yes!.!


Mayor West: MY GOD! Someone's stealing my water!
Meg: But it just went down the drain!.
Mayor West: They hit when you least expect it!.
(Waters plant!.)
Mayor West: SHOW YOURSELVES, COWARDS! I've spent $1,000 dollars of the tax payers money trying to find these thieves and I'll spend $1,000,000 if that's what it takes!
Meg: You know, I think I have my story!.
Mayor West: NO! WAIT! You can't print that! Thank God she's just a figment of my imagination!.

Adam West: I love this job more than I love taffy !.!.!. and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy!.


Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West!?
Adam West: How do you know my language!?

We gather today to remember those brave Quahog men that were lost at sea!. The bible declares, an eye for an eye, so let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean (stabs ocean)!. You won't be hurting anyone anymore!


Adam West: We invited Reverend Jesse Jackson to open up our ceremonies with a prayer!.
(Crowd mutters in excitement)
Adam West: Unfortunately he could not make it, so instead we have LaToya Jackson!.
LaToya Jackson: Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub!. Yea God!
Adam West: How very inappropriate, thank you!.


Brian: Sure I'll take some!. God, What is this!?!
Adam West: It's creamed corn, I brought it from home!. I don't like the creamed corn they have here!. It's too crunchy!.


Mayor West: Today we are here to honor Joe Swanson for pulling my poor one-eyed cat Bootsy out of the old stove pipe of my Grandmother's cabin!. (Guy standing behind mayor west hits him on the back of the head with a stick!.) Joe Swanson won the special people's decathalon and we're here to honor him!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

There's TOO MANY!!!


"Peter: By the way Lois, I got a piercing over there!. I'm not going to tell you where but I will give you a hint--it wasn't on my nose or my ear and it was one of my balls!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

Brian to his girlfiend on the phone- "I think you mean Pacific time"

"No I think they mean it specifically starts at 7"

Stewie: "Haaa"





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How's that book coming along, Bryan!? You know, the one you've been working on for the past THREE years!?

Giggity giggity giggity!.!.!.

Whoever pukes up last gets the pie!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires!? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

My own ring tone for messages:Stewie to lois "put a ****** sock in it you cow" For phone calls: Stewies rant against students Www@Enter-QA@Com

Stewie: Lois Lois Lois Lois Lois Lois Lois Mum Mum Mum Mum Mum Mum Mumma Mumma Mumma Mumma Mumma Mumma Mummy Mummy Mummy Mummy Mummy

Lois: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stewie Hi :D
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where's my money!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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