What is the best quote you have from'' The Office'' tv show?!
Question: What is the best quote you have from'' The Office'' tv show!?
I don't know about you, but I think this show is the best show around!. I laugh so hard that I cry when I hear Dwight or Michael speak!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Michael: "I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!"
(Later) Oscar: "Hey, I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen!."
Michael: "I didn't say it, I declared it!."
Lol so funny!. I even found a youtube video of it!.
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Lol the second one is funny as well, don't feel like writing it out though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
(Later) Oscar: "Hey, I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen!."
Michael: "I didn't say it, I declared it!."
Lol so funny!. I even found a youtube video of it!.
EDIT
Lol the second one is funny as well, don't feel like writing it out though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I can't pick just one
1!. I am not superstitious, but I'm a little 'stitious!.
2!.Yeah, Ryan snapped at me!. But there was this tinkle in his eye, that I picked up on, which said, 'Dude, we're friends!. I'm doing this for appearances!. I am the big boss now!. And I have to seem like an ogre!. But you know me, and you trust me and we like each other!. And we'll always be friends!. And I would never take you for granted in a million years!. And I miss you, man, and I love you!.!.!. His words!.
3!.They say you should never mix business with pleasure!. Really!. Then explain to me how a put-put golf company operates!.
4!.I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!
5!.Dwight: Second Life is not a game!. It is a multi-user, virtual environment!. It doesn't have points, or scores, it doesn't have winners or losers!.
Jim:Oh it has losers!.
6!.Wanted, middle-aged black man with sass!. Big butt, bigger heart
7!.Jim: Oh I can't go today because!.!.!. I'm giving blood!.
Michael: How often can you actually donate blood!?
Jim: Is there, a limit!?
Michael: Your body only has a certain amount
8!.Wait a minute!. Darryl is the client!? No no no!.!.!. he works here dumbass
9!.Michael: Alright here we go!. This is gonna be fun!. Ready!? Alright, first name is Tom!.
Jan: No, no, no! No names! No rhyming! No sounds a-likes, you actually have to--
Michael: Ok! Ok! You're getting into my head! First name is blank and he goes on a cruise!. He goes on a Caribbean cruiseee!.
Angela: I don't know!.
Jim: Katie Holmes!.
Michael: Bahhhhhh!! But he's married to her!
Jim: Oh Dawson's Creek!.
Michael: No! No, it has to be a real person, Jim, come on! Ok no no I'm gonna pass!. Ahh, oh ok! Um, rhymes with Parnold Sporchzenegger!.
Jan: No rhyming!
Jim: No really a rhyme!.!.!.
Angela: Another clue! Another clue!
Michael: Alright he's the Governor of California, he is The Terminator!.!.!.
Angela: Those aren't helpful--
Jim: Tom Cruise!
Michael: Noo--
Andy: Time!
Michael: Does anyone read the paper!?!?
10!.When Pam gets Michael's new chair, I get Pam's old chair!. Then I'll have two chairs!. Only one to go!.
11!.This place is like a sexy preschool
12!.Did I stutter!?
13!.Yeah, I'm trying to lure these kids into my booth!. But, uhh, kids are very weary of being lured, these days!. Thank you Dateline!.
14!.You cheated on me!? When I specifically asked you not to!?
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Today is Toby Flenderson's last day!. I couldn't sleep last night!. [cuts to clips of Michael dancing around the empty office] I came in extra early, so much energy!. There's certain days that you know you will remember for the rest of your life!. And I just have a feeling that today is one of those days!.
It's one from every show of season 4
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1!. I am not superstitious, but I'm a little 'stitious!.
2!.Yeah, Ryan snapped at me!. But there was this tinkle in his eye, that I picked up on, which said, 'Dude, we're friends!. I'm doing this for appearances!. I am the big boss now!. And I have to seem like an ogre!. But you know me, and you trust me and we like each other!. And we'll always be friends!. And I would never take you for granted in a million years!. And I miss you, man, and I love you!.!.!. His words!.
3!.They say you should never mix business with pleasure!. Really!. Then explain to me how a put-put golf company operates!.
4!.I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!
5!.Dwight: Second Life is not a game!. It is a multi-user, virtual environment!. It doesn't have points, or scores, it doesn't have winners or losers!.
Jim:Oh it has losers!.
6!.Wanted, middle-aged black man with sass!. Big butt, bigger heart
7!.Jim: Oh I can't go today because!.!.!. I'm giving blood!.
Michael: How often can you actually donate blood!?
Jim: Is there, a limit!?
Michael: Your body only has a certain amount
8!.Wait a minute!. Darryl is the client!? No no no!.!.!. he works here dumbass
9!.Michael: Alright here we go!. This is gonna be fun!. Ready!? Alright, first name is Tom!.
Jan: No, no, no! No names! No rhyming! No sounds a-likes, you actually have to--
Michael: Ok! Ok! You're getting into my head! First name is blank and he goes on a cruise!. He goes on a Caribbean cruiseee!.
Angela: I don't know!.
Jim: Katie Holmes!.
Michael: Bahhhhhh!! But he's married to her!
Jim: Oh Dawson's Creek!.
Michael: No! No, it has to be a real person, Jim, come on! Ok no no I'm gonna pass!. Ahh, oh ok! Um, rhymes with Parnold Sporchzenegger!.
Jan: No rhyming!
Jim: No really a rhyme!.!.!.
Angela: Another clue! Another clue!
Michael: Alright he's the Governor of California, he is The Terminator!.!.!.
Angela: Those aren't helpful--
Jim: Tom Cruise!
Michael: Noo--
Andy: Time!
Michael: Does anyone read the paper!?!?
10!.When Pam gets Michael's new chair, I get Pam's old chair!. Then I'll have two chairs!. Only one to go!.
11!.This place is like a sexy preschool
12!.Did I stutter!?
13!.Yeah, I'm trying to lure these kids into my booth!. But, uhh, kids are very weary of being lured, these days!. Thank you Dateline!.
14!.You cheated on me!? When I specifically asked you not to!?
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Today is Toby Flenderson's last day!. I couldn't sleep last night!. [cuts to clips of Michael dancing around the empty office] I came in extra early, so much energy!. There's certain days that you know you will remember for the rest of your life!. And I just have a feeling that today is one of those days!.
It's one from every show of season 4
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Oh man, tha's hard
When Dwight is in the talking head interview and is talking about tips!. He's like "I don't tip people for things I can do myself!. I tipped my urologist, because I can't pulverize my own kidney stones"
or when Andy calls Jim "Big Tuna" and "Big Haircut"Www@Enter-QA@Com
When Dwight is in the talking head interview and is talking about tips!. He's like "I don't tip people for things I can do myself!. I tipped my urologist, because I can't pulverize my own kidney stones"
or when Andy calls Jim "Big Tuna" and "Big Haircut"Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL too many!. Of course, the most familiar one, "that's what she said!." And also when they were having the Office Olympics in the first (or second!?) season, and Kevin said that the candle smelled like cookies!. LOL that was one of the most memorable ones for me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Having a bathroom is a privilege!. It is called a 'ladies room' for a reason!. And if you can not behave like ladies, well then you are not going to have a bathroom!.
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Michael saying!.!.!.Hug it out, b*tch!. That is what men say to each other after a fight!. But don't say it to a woman, it doesn't translate!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
not really a quote, but i love the scene where Michael says to Dwight he could have done this hot girl then Kevin says she wasn't that hot, then Michael say Dammit Kevin!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Dwight tried to kiss me and I didnt tell anyone because Im not really sure how I feel about it" - Jim Www@Enter-QA@Com