Has anybody seen my ar'se?!
Question: Has anybody seen my ar'se!?
Hi all, i was wondering could you please help me locate my ar'se, its large fatty with many spots answers to the name of henry!. I lost him last night, long story but we had a fight and he stormed off to buy some smokes i haven't seen him for nearly 24 hours!. I'm at my wits end and i need a good shi't!. So please if you see my ar'se let me know!. Thank you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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oh dear!.!.!.kumquat!.!.!.this isn't the first time you and your a*se have parted company now is it!?!?!?!! And I remember there was ill feeling from both sides at the time too!.!.!.!.!.
I think when you two are reunited you need some serious counselling (try this link www!.arseshelpline!.com)
in the short term you'll find it is comfortably nestled on my roof!.!.!.taking advantage of my lack of roof insulation!.!.!.!.!.!.please pick it up before you need to sh*t againWww@Enter-QA@Com
I think when you two are reunited you need some serious counselling (try this link www!.arseshelpline!.com)
in the short term you'll find it is comfortably nestled on my roof!.!.!.taking advantage of my lack of roof insulation!.!.!.!.!.!.please pick it up before you need to sh*t againWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'm so so sorry!.!. Maybe you should try sitting down ( hard without and ar'se i know)
I hate to be the one that tells you this!.!. Last night your Ar'se was seen in Glasgow, it got pretty wasted, caused alot of fights in pubs etc!.!.Well things got pretty out of hands and police where called!.!. However when they arrived one of the officers thought it to be some kind of wild hairy beast and it was shot on sight!.!.!. Were so sorry that its dead!.!.!.
The police are willing to pay for a new one on the Nhs for you!.!. and the good news is that it will be as close to the one you lost as possible!.!.!.
in future you should keep a close eye on your body parts to make sure they dong go awol!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I hate to be the one that tells you this!.!. Last night your Ar'se was seen in Glasgow, it got pretty wasted, caused alot of fights in pubs etc!.!.Well things got pretty out of hands and police where called!.!. However when they arrived one of the officers thought it to be some kind of wild hairy beast and it was shot on sight!.!.!. Were so sorry that its dead!.!.!.
The police are willing to pay for a new one on the Nhs for you!.!. and the good news is that it will be as close to the one you lost as possible!.!.!.
in future you should keep a close eye on your body parts to make sure they dong go awol!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I seen him!.!.!.hes been bummed by my mate Big Gay AL!.!.i hope you dont mind him busting your cherry, hes hung like a elephants trunk lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, it's big, round and bounces off the ground!. You are better off without it!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, it's at the opposite end to your feet!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Clearly it escaped with your sense of humour!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Look in the mirror and you'll be lookin' at it !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Attention seeking prat!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sounds like you're talking through it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Maybe he couldn't be "ar'se" to come back! Lol ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Weirdo!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
WTF!? You are really bored tonight aren't you!! Get a life you saddo!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hmm I'm not sure!. Have you seen Mike Hunt!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ask Mike Hunt!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lameWww@Enter-QA@Com