What is your favourite South Park quote?!
Question: What is your favourite South Park quote!?
What is your favourite South Park quote!?
And do you like my fave!.!.!. It's from the episode when Kyle doesn't invite Cartman to Casa Bonita !.!.!.!.
[Kyle's house, next day!. Cartman approaches the front door in a nice sweater and rings the bell!. Kyle answers]
Cartman: [looking quite presentable] Hi Kyle!. [smiles]
Kyle: [studies Cartman a bit, but isn't impressed] That isn't it, Cartman!.
Cartman: What isn't it!?
Kyle: That's not being nice! That's just putting on a nice sweater!
Cartman: !.!.!.I don't understand the difference
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And do you like my fave!.!.!. It's from the episode when Kyle doesn't invite Cartman to Casa Bonita !.!.!.!.
[Kyle's house, next day!. Cartman approaches the front door in a nice sweater and rings the bell!. Kyle answers]
Cartman: [looking quite presentable] Hi Kyle!. [smiles]
Kyle: [studies Cartman a bit, but isn't impressed] That isn't it, Cartman!.
Cartman: What isn't it!?
Kyle: That's not being nice! That's just putting on a nice sweater!
Cartman: !.!.!.I don't understand the difference
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Answers:
"Each year, the Rainforest is responsible for over three thousand deaths from accidents, attacks or illnesses!. There are over seven hundred things in the Rainforest that cause cancer!. Join the fight now and help stop the Rainforest before it's too late!." (haha, I mean seriously!)
"Why does this happen every month!? It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle's mom gets a hair up her @ss about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it!." -Cartman (hahaha)
"Kenny's family is so poor that yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage!." -Cartman
"Anyway Kenny, Yellow MegaMan is only $8!.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two!." -Cartman (those two are freakin hilarious!)
"I have good news and bad news for you!. The good news is that you're perfectly healthy!. The bad news is that you have cancer!." -Terrance (eh, so whats the difference!? >!.<)
and here's two of my favorites:
"Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000!." -- Cartman
(hahaha! I couldn't stop laughing on that one!)
Cartman: "You seem a little irritable, Kyle!. You got some sand in your vagina!?"
Kyle: "There's no sand in my vagina!"
(Kyle wouldn't be able to stand it if he actually HAD a vagina!.!.)
and heres the last one:
"It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation!."
- the one and only, Eric Cartman
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
oh, and also the classic:
"Oh my God! They killed Kenny!"
"You Bastards!" (← which is what my screen name is taken
from)
=D
and yes, your fav is awesome!
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"Why does this happen every month!? It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle's mom gets a hair up her @ss about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it!." -Cartman (hahaha)
"Kenny's family is so poor that yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage!." -Cartman
"Anyway Kenny, Yellow MegaMan is only $8!.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two!." -Cartman (those two are freakin hilarious!)
"I have good news and bad news for you!. The good news is that you're perfectly healthy!. The bad news is that you have cancer!." -Terrance (eh, so whats the difference!? >!.<)
and here's two of my favorites:
"Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000!." -- Cartman
(hahaha! I couldn't stop laughing on that one!)
Cartman: "You seem a little irritable, Kyle!. You got some sand in your vagina!?"
Kyle: "There's no sand in my vagina!"
(Kyle wouldn't be able to stand it if he actually HAD a vagina!.!.)
and heres the last one:
"It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation!."
- the one and only, Eric Cartman
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
oh, and also the classic:
"Oh my God! They killed Kenny!"
"You Bastards!" (← which is what my screen name is taken
from)
=D
and yes, your fav is awesome!
=]Www@Enter-QA@Com
After insulting his classmates, Cartman gets given out to by teacher Garisson!. Eric replies with a "you can suck my balls"!.
Everyone in the room, shocked: "Huuuuuh!?"
Garisson: "What did you say!?!?!?"
"oh oh, I'm sorry!.!.!.what I said was!.!.!."
he grabs a megaphone and says: "!.!.!.YOU CAN SUCK MY BALLS!.!.!.(lower) mister Garisson"
also, Cartman as a cop: "you WIIIILL respect my authoritAYYY"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Everyone in the room, shocked: "Huuuuuh!?"
Garisson: "What did you say!?!?!?"
"oh oh, I'm sorry!.!.!.what I said was!.!.!."
he grabs a megaphone and says: "!.!.!.YOU CAN SUCK MY BALLS!.!.!.(lower) mister Garisson"
also, Cartman as a cop: "you WIIIILL respect my authoritAYYY"Www@Enter-QA@Com
D!. All of the above
If it's a South Park quote, then it's my favorite!.!."just like old Scratch, here!."!.
http://www!.spscriptorium!.com Has every word said in every episode and in the movie, worth a look!.
"Worchestershire sauce hot-line!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
If it's a South Park quote, then it's my favorite!.!."just like old Scratch, here!."!.
http://www!.spscriptorium!.com Has every word said in every episode and in the movie, worth a look!.
"Worchestershire sauce hot-line!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
butter dances while singing " ive got something in my front pocket for you , why dont you reach on in and grab it and give it a squeeze and then say how do yah do"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cartman: "I'm not just sure!.!.!.I'm HIV positive!."
Kyle: "WOULD YOU STOP SAYING THAT!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Kyle: "WOULD YOU STOP SAYING THAT!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
You will obey my AUTHORITTTAYYY>>>>
is class but the finest has to be
(singalong y'all know the words)
Shut your fcuking face uncle fcuker, your a cok sucking, @ss licking uncle fcuker!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
is class but the finest has to be
(singalong y'all know the words)
Shut your fcuking face uncle fcuker, your a cok sucking, @ss licking uncle fcuker!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tom cruise is still refusing to come out of the closet, come out of the closet tom your not fooling anyone!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
TIMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Screw you guys!.!.!.I'm going home" - Cartman
"Respect my authoritayyyy!!!"- Cartman XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
"Respect my authoritayyyy!!!"- Cartman XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
you killed kenny!!! you bastard!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"You've reached a Million Points in Guitar Hero!. YOU! ARE! FAGS!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hellacool - cartman!. my heroWww@Enter-QA@Com
HI I'm towelie!.!.!. wanna get highWww@Enter-QA@Com
turn that ******* offWww@Enter-QA@Com