South park fans???? need help?????!


Question: South park fans!?!?!?!? need help!?!?!?!?!?
what are some words cartmen sais becos im makein my bebo like cartmen and i was wondering what he sais and what is his last name like what are some funny words he sais
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Eric Cartman is his name!. He says all sorts of stuff!.!.!.

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation!.

Respect My Authority!


Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this!? I just can't seem to concentrate!.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp!.

Maury, I am out of control!. Yeah, I use drugs!. I can do what I waunt, ******! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I waunt! I don't go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I'll do what I waunt!

You so much as TOUCH kitty's ***, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants!.

You seem a little irritable, Kyle!. You got some sand in your vagina!?
Kyle: There's no sand in my vagina!

How 'bout we sing, 'Kyle's Mom is a stupid *****' in D Minor!.

I would never let a woman kick my ***!. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your ***** *** back in the kitchen and make me some pie!

Hippies!.They're everywhere!. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad!.

Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly!.
Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise!.

Stan, don't you know the first law of physics!? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars!.

I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about 'protectin' the earth' and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets - I hate 'em! I wanna kick 'em in the nuts!

Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000!.

Cartman: Mom--Kitty is being a dildo!.
Mrs!. Cartman: Well, I know a little kitty who is sleeping with Mommy tonight!.

[on a goat sent to him and his friends by some kids in Afghanistan] It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom!.

Stan: I don't want to shoot the bunny!.
Uncle Jimbo: No nephew of mine is going to be a tree hugger!.
Cartman: Yeah, hippie!. Go back to Woodstock if you don't want to shoot anything!.

Attention shoppers! Outside today, we have a cripple fight!. Cripple fight, outside!

I'm not fat!. I'm big-boned!.


Mr!. Garrison: Who was in charge of the feminist movement of the early '60's!?
Cartman: A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods!.
Mr!. Garrison: Right!. But who was the fattest, oldest skank on her period!?

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Eric Cartman: Alright, look!. I didn't want to have to say this, but I think maybe we're not seeing Heaven because *one* of us doesn't believe in it enough!.
Kyle Broflovski: Huh!?
Eric Cartman: Heaven could be like the Pixie-Faries of Bubble-Yum Forest: you only see them if you really believe in them!.
Stan Marsh: What!?
Eric Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing Heaven because one of us is a J-O-O!.!.!.!?
*long pause*
Kyle Broflovski: What does me being a Jew have to do with anything!? Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yeah, if some girl tried to kick my ***, I'd be like, "hey, why don't you stop dressin' me up like a mailman,
and making me dance for you while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know, on my dad's bed!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

WHAT EVA WHAT EVA ILL DO WHAT I WANT, YOU COULD SUCK ON MY HAIRY BALLS, KYLES MOM IS A ***** A FAT ***** A BIG ***** A FAT BIG *****!.!.!.!. AND MOREWww@Enter-QA@Com

"Respect my Authoritay!"
and "Screw you guys, I'm going home"
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he says i dnt care i do wat i want!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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