Favorite lines from The Office?!
Question: Favorite lines from The Office!?
love the show!? what are some favorite lines and episodes!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Best episode is "the injury" from season 2, this first quote is from the deleted scenes of that episode
Dwight: Look, I feel fine!. As a volunteer sheriff's deputy I have been trained to notice all the signs of a concussion!. One of them is slurred speech, ok!? Number three, shortness of breath!. There are four things you have to remember!. One: I am faster than 80% of all snakes!. also!.
Dwight: I'm a deer hunter!. I go all the time with my dad!. One thing about deer, they have very good vision!. One thing about me, I am better at hiding than they are!.!.!. at vision!.
ok and i know this next one is long but its totally worth it!
Michael: Okay, so Dwight, in your own words - [reads from complaint paper] "Someone replaced all my pens and pencils with crayons!. I suspect Jim Halpert!." [flips to another paper] "Everyone has called me 'Dwayne' all day!. I think Jim Halpert paid them to!."
Jim: [laughs] Yes! Five bucks each!. And it was totally worth it!.
Michael: [reading] "This morning, I found a bloody glove in my desk drawer and Jim Halpert tried to convince me I committed murder!. I think he may be the real murderer!." [flips to another paper] "Jim Halpert said there was an abandoned infant in the woman's room!. When I went to save the child, I saw Meredith on the can!." Gah!. "This morning, I knocked myself in the head with the phone!."
Jim: That actually took a while!. I had to put, uh, more and more nickels into his handset, till he got used to the weight, and then I just!.!.!. took 'em all out!.
Michael: [reading] "Every time I typed my name, it said 'Diapers'!."
Jim: Just a simple macro!. You know, these actually don't sound that funny one after another!. But he does deserve it, though!.
Michael: "By the end of the day, my desk was about two feet closer to the copier!."
Jim: Yeah, I just moved it an inch every time he went to the bathroom!. And that's how I spent my entire day that day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dwight: Look, I feel fine!. As a volunteer sheriff's deputy I have been trained to notice all the signs of a concussion!. One of them is slurred speech, ok!? Number three, shortness of breath!. There are four things you have to remember!. One: I am faster than 80% of all snakes!. also!.
Dwight: I'm a deer hunter!. I go all the time with my dad!. One thing about deer, they have very good vision!. One thing about me, I am better at hiding than they are!.!.!. at vision!.
ok and i know this next one is long but its totally worth it!
Michael: Okay, so Dwight, in your own words - [reads from complaint paper] "Someone replaced all my pens and pencils with crayons!. I suspect Jim Halpert!." [flips to another paper] "Everyone has called me 'Dwayne' all day!. I think Jim Halpert paid them to!."
Jim: [laughs] Yes! Five bucks each!. And it was totally worth it!.
Michael: [reading] "This morning, I found a bloody glove in my desk drawer and Jim Halpert tried to convince me I committed murder!. I think he may be the real murderer!." [flips to another paper] "Jim Halpert said there was an abandoned infant in the woman's room!. When I went to save the child, I saw Meredith on the can!." Gah!. "This morning, I knocked myself in the head with the phone!."
Jim: That actually took a while!. I had to put, uh, more and more nickels into his handset, till he got used to the weight, and then I just!.!.!. took 'em all out!.
Michael: [reading] "Every time I typed my name, it said 'Diapers'!."
Jim: Just a simple macro!. You know, these actually don't sound that funny one after another!. But he does deserve it, though!.
Michael: "By the end of the day, my desk was about two feet closer to the copier!."
Jim: Yeah, I just moved it an inch every time he went to the bathroom!. And that's how I spent my entire day that day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the best one is when Michael is looking for a new girlfriend and is asking the office for numbers of women!. So he's going through the pile on his desk, and comes to one and says "Ok, Wendy!. A big and juicy red-head"!. So he calls the number, and gets the actual Wendy's restaurant!.!.!. Kevin gave him the number to Wendy's!.!.!.
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one of my favorites is where jim is mocking dwight and dwight says "ur mocking me let me give u soime advice jim, i am not afraid to make an example of u!." so jim says "no a peice of advice sounds like this, dont ever bring ur purple belt to work or some one might take it!." then jim pulls up dwights purple belt!.
another one is where jim trains dwight!. how he does it is every time jim turns off his computer jim gives dwight a mint!. he does this for weeks!. then one day jim turns off his computer and dwight waits for a mint!. then he just looks at jim and jim asks him wut he is doing and dwight is just staring at him and says nothing!.
also jim puts all of dwight stuff ine the vending machine so he has to but it all in orde to get it back!.
also jim pays 5 dollars to everyone in the office to call dwight dwayne for a day!.
then jim made it so everytime dwight spelled hi name on the computer it said diapers!.
another one is where jim steals dwights staitionary so he is sending dwight faxes from himself in the "future" one of them reads dwight today at 8am someone poisons the coffee do not drink coffee today!. more directions will follow!. cordially dwight from the future!. so then dwight sees tanley drinking the coffee and he runs at stanley screaming noooo and knocks the cup out of stanlyes hands!.
so one day jim walks into the office dressed as dwight and says 2 dwight "question: which type of bear is best!?" and dwight says "tht is a ridiculous question" so jim is like "false the black bear" so dwight is like thts debatable there are basically two familys of bears!. so jim is like " fact: bears eat beets!.bears, beets, battle star galactica" so dwight is like bears do not eat bee!.!.!.what is going on!? wut r u doing!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
another one is where jim trains dwight!. how he does it is every time jim turns off his computer jim gives dwight a mint!. he does this for weeks!. then one day jim turns off his computer and dwight waits for a mint!. then he just looks at jim and jim asks him wut he is doing and dwight is just staring at him and says nothing!.
also jim puts all of dwight stuff ine the vending machine so he has to but it all in orde to get it back!.
also jim pays 5 dollars to everyone in the office to call dwight dwayne for a day!.
then jim made it so everytime dwight spelled hi name on the computer it said diapers!.
another one is where jim steals dwights staitionary so he is sending dwight faxes from himself in the "future" one of them reads dwight today at 8am someone poisons the coffee do not drink coffee today!. more directions will follow!. cordially dwight from the future!. so then dwight sees tanley drinking the coffee and he runs at stanley screaming noooo and knocks the cup out of stanlyes hands!.
so one day jim walks into the office dressed as dwight and says 2 dwight "question: which type of bear is best!?" and dwight says "tht is a ridiculous question" so jim is like "false the black bear" so dwight is like thts debatable there are basically two familys of bears!. so jim is like " fact: bears eat beets!.bears, beets, battle star galactica" so dwight is like bears do not eat bee!.!.!.what is going on!? wut r u doing!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't watch the show, but I saw one part of it!. It was like, "Ain't no party like a Scranton party, cause a Scranton party don't stop!." I loved that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
In the Fun Run episode Michael says to Pam:
"You don't know me, you've just seen my penis!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"You don't know me, you've just seen my penis!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
he put all my stuff in jell-o againWww@Enter-QA@Com