Best south park quotes?!
Question: Best south park quotes!?
i fel llike wasting 5 points and i was wondering what people think the best south park quotes are!. there are so many grea ones and i know its impossable to choose a best, but tell me some good ones!.a link to a video to it is fine
here is one of my favorites!.!.!.
Kyle-“…anybody who thinks 9-11 was a conspiracy is a retard!”
Cartman-“Oh really!? Well did you know that over one forth of people in America think 9-11 was a conspiracy!? Are you saying that one forth of Americans are retards!?”
Kyle-“Yes…!.lets take a test sample!. There are four of us, you’re a retard!. That’s one forth!!”Www@Enter-QA@Com
here is one of my favorites!.!.!.
Kyle-“…anybody who thinks 9-11 was a conspiracy is a retard!”
Cartman-“Oh really!? Well did you know that over one forth of people in America think 9-11 was a conspiracy!? Are you saying that one forth of Americans are retards!?”
Kyle-“Yes…!.lets take a test sample!. There are four of us, you’re a retard!. That’s one forth!!”Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
There's a lot of good ones!. I love the part from Passion of the Jew when Stan and Cartman are fighting on the phone!.
Cartman: The Passion of the Christ helped people all over the world open their eyes
Stan: Look, we just thought it was a bad movie!. Can you just tell us how to find Mel Gibson so we can get our money back!?
Cartman: If I knew where Mel Gibson was, I'd be on my knee's sucking his balls at this very moment!. All I know is he lives somewhere in Malibu, so stop wasting Mel Gibsons time you little!. wussy!. prick!.
Stan: Hey kid, don't take that tone with me, I'll kick your a**!
Cartman: Oh yeah!? Well, I'm like 6 feet tall, a**hole!
Stan: I don't care, you sound like a little b*tch to me!
Cartman: B*tch, don't call me b*tch, b*tch I'll pop your f*cking head open!
Stan: Oh yeah!? You wanna bring it, you little p*ssy!?!
Cartman: I already brought it b*tch!. I brought, set it down on the table, and opened it b*tch!
Stan: Wait a minute!.!.!.!.!.Cartman!?
Cartman: *hangs up the phone and walks away slowly*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cartman: The Passion of the Christ helped people all over the world open their eyes
Stan: Look, we just thought it was a bad movie!. Can you just tell us how to find Mel Gibson so we can get our money back!?
Cartman: If I knew where Mel Gibson was, I'd be on my knee's sucking his balls at this very moment!. All I know is he lives somewhere in Malibu, so stop wasting Mel Gibsons time you little!. wussy!. prick!.
Stan: Hey kid, don't take that tone with me, I'll kick your a**!
Cartman: Oh yeah!? Well, I'm like 6 feet tall, a**hole!
Stan: I don't care, you sound like a little b*tch to me!
Cartman: B*tch, don't call me b*tch, b*tch I'll pop your f*cking head open!
Stan: Oh yeah!? You wanna bring it, you little p*ssy!?!
Cartman: I already brought it b*tch!. I brought, set it down on the table, and opened it b*tch!
Stan: Wait a minute!.!.!.!.!.Cartman!?
Cartman: *hangs up the phone and walks away slowly*Www@Enter-QA@Com
the infamous: you killed kenny, you bastard!
timmy 2000: mr garrison, i think timmy is retarded
kyle, we don't talk about people that way
but i really think he isWww@Enter-QA@Com
timmy 2000: mr garrison, i think timmy is retarded
kyle, we don't talk about people that way
but i really think he isWww@Enter-QA@Com
From the episode "canada on strike" when the leader guy is talking to terrance and philip and they keep going back and forth
"Im not your guy, buddy"
"Im not your buddy, friend"
"im not your freind, guy"
ect!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Im not your guy, buddy"
"Im not your buddy, friend"
"im not your freind, guy"
ect!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg! u killed kenny, u bastard!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Mr!. Garrison: Well, I’m sorry, Wendy!. But I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
russian-bone, I go first!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Jimmy - I'm down like a clown, mr!. charlie Br br br brown
Jimmy - I'm cool like a fool in a swimming ppppp poolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Jimmy - I'm cool like a fool in a swimming ppppp poolWww@Enter-QA@Com
"Drugs r bad, mmmm-kay" - Mr!. MackieWww@Enter-QA@Com
"I'm not your buddy guy!"Www@Enter-QA@Com