What the funniest Quagmire joke?!
Question: What the funniest Quagmire joke!?
i was watching an episode of family guy and heard one of the funniest jokes by quag!
what is you favorite!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
what is you favorite!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
"Hello 911!? its Quagmire, yeah its caught in the window this time"
So, you ladies ever been penetrated!?"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together!."
"Tuesdays of the 80's, I was always in bed by 8, and home by 11, oh!"
"I felt guilty once, but she woke-up halfway through!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
So, you ladies ever been penetrated!?"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together!."
"Tuesdays of the 80's, I was always in bed by 8, and home by 11, oh!"
"I felt guilty once, but she woke-up halfway through!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cleveland: Hey Quagmire, how was your date last night!?
Quagmire: Cleveland, it was amazing!. You know what I discovered last night!? Women have a fourth hole!.
Joe: What!?
Quagmire: Yeah, I mean it's only visible if you're looking from exactly the right angle, like the entrance to Hogwarts!. But ya gotta believe that it's there!.
Peter: Man, I envy you single guys!. No families, partying whenever you want!. These are the only people I get to party with!. (holds out his wallet, with a picture of the kids)
Quagmire: (Pointing to Meg) Oh, that's where the fourth hole is, right there!. Right there in the back of the knee!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Quagmire: Cleveland, it was amazing!. You know what I discovered last night!? Women have a fourth hole!.
Joe: What!?
Quagmire: Yeah, I mean it's only visible if you're looking from exactly the right angle, like the entrance to Hogwarts!. But ya gotta believe that it's there!.
Peter: Man, I envy you single guys!. No families, partying whenever you want!. These are the only people I get to party with!. (holds out his wallet, with a picture of the kids)
Quagmire: (Pointing to Meg) Oh, that's where the fourth hole is, right there!. Right there in the back of the knee!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When he finds the high school's head cheerleader bound and gagged in a men's restroom stall--
"Dear diary: Jackpot!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Dear diary: Jackpot!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dont have a joke but I love how he says "THATS NASTY"!.!.!.cracks me up every time!Www@Enter-QA@Com