Your favorite Simpson's quote?!


Question: Your favorite Simpson's quote!?
Homer - "But what can I do I am only!.!.!.!."

Pauses, counts one finger

Homer - "One man!."Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
when he has to do one good deed to get into heaven and he asks marge and shes like, well you could clean the garage, paint the house!.!.!., and homer goes, whoa whoa im just trying to get in, not run for jesus hahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

Marge to Homer: (about Lurleen) "Did you kiss her!?"
Homer: NOOOO!!!!
Marge: Did she kiss you!?
Homer: A little bit!.

or
Homer to Bart: You have to name your golf club!.
Bart: Ok!. Mr!. Putter!.
Homer: No! You have to give it a girl's name!. From now on your club's name is Charlene!.

and

Homer: "Marge, it takes two to lie!. One to lie, and one to listen"Www@Enter-QA@Com

oh lord where to begin:

bart: hey mouse!.!. say cheese !.!.!.
lisa: like you know, whatever
homer:great merciful crap
mr burns: smithers you know i don't like being out side, there are too many fat kids out here
ralph: tastes like burning
marge: i don't know what you have in mind but count me out

Homer: no beer and no tv make homer something something
marge:go crazy!?
homer: don't mind if i dooooWww@Enter-QA@Com

Drunken Homer: Look the thing about my family is there`s five of us!. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn`t talk, and the fat guy!. How i loathe him!.!.!.

Homer`s brain: Use reverse psychology!.
Homer:Oh, that sounds too complicated!.
Homer`s brain:O!.k!. don`t use reverse psychology!.
Homer: O!.K!., i will!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

"No one made it out alive, not even Willie!" - Groundskeeper Willie contradicting himself in his own story about a mine caving in!.

or

"I'm better than dirt!. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt!.!.!. I can't compete with that stuff!."-MoeWww@Enter-QA@Com

flanders-homer, sorry to bother ya, but can I borrow your leaf blower
homer-itll cost you 50 dollars
flanders-but you stole that from me!. and you never even returned my table saw
homer-you drive a tough bargain!. I'll make that 75!.!.!.!. per hourWww@Enter-QA@Com

ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! Peanut butter jelly!. Peanut butter jelly!. Peanut butter jelly with a baseball hat! Yeahhhh!.

well thats family guy, but i dont care!! =DWww@Enter-QA@Com

spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does -homer xDWww@Enter-QA@Com

"I'm hungry and there are wolves after me" Grandpa when he was standing on their front porch when they werent there!.

"Lisa Simpson, the answer to the question no one asked!!" Ned when he went crazy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Dr!.Nick - "Hi Everybody!"

People - "Hi Dr!.Nick!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

"he can talk, he can talk, he can talk"

"i can siiiiing"

from the planet of the apes musical =oPWww@Enter-QA@Com

"I am so smart, S-M-R-T, smart, I mean S-M-A-R-T, smart"
-HomerWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol thats funny
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably!. The lesson is, never try!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Bart: I am through with working!. Working is for chumps!.
Homer: Son, I'm proud of you! I was twice your age when I figured that out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Spider Posion Is People Posion!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

"Never try Bart, It decreases your chances of failure"Www@Enter-QA@Com

My favorite is when Homer says, "New York is a hell hole!. And you know how I feel about hell holes!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

"i like men now"
-simpsons movieWww@Enter-QA@Com

Trying is the first step towards failure!. I like it because its true!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Maggie -sucking that pass a fiferWww@Enter-QA@Com

EAT MY SHORTS AUSTRAILIA!!!!- BARTWww@Enter-QA@Com

Grandpa: "I'm going to use the outhouse"
Homer: "But we don't have an outho!.!.!.!.!.!.MY WOOD SHED!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Homer-You have to cheat!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I didn't even know Simpson had quotes!.
What's a Simpson, anyway!Www@Enter-QA@Com

D'oh!Www@Enter-QA@Com

UMMM Doughnuts!!!! and "WHY YOU LITTLE!.!.!. BART CHOCKING"Www@Enter-QA@Com

"My cat's name is mittens" - RalphieWww@Enter-QA@Com

i didnt do it - bart :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

one manWww@Enter-QA@Com



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