New career for Mario, the food police! Please someone give some inventive ideas !
Question: New career for Mario, the food police! Please someone give some inventive ideas on how you would like to!?
inflict pain on this cretin of a man!?
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Answers:
Oh Gart!.!.!.!.probably just case of cabin fever!.!.!.just takes the slightest little misdemeanour!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Well if I had to punish him!.!.!.!.it would have to be a 48hr love making session!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
i would give him a lie detector infront of the housemates
1) Do you really give a flying fcuk about mikey or are you using him for votes
2) Did you really fancy Steph
3) do you love yourself
4) have you been on any management courses
5) is your mrs a man
6) do you really not see your kids
7) do you have a fan club
8) are you a loser
Then let the public and housemates have 1 question each
you could only inflict pain on a p***k like that by bruising his ego
GET MARIO OUT AND GET LISA A SPINEWww@Enter-QA@Com
1) Do you really give a flying fcuk about mikey or are you using him for votes
2) Did you really fancy Steph
3) do you love yourself
4) have you been on any management courses
5) is your mrs a man
6) do you really not see your kids
7) do you have a fan club
8) are you a loser
Then let the public and housemates have 1 question each
you could only inflict pain on a p***k like that by bruising his ego
GET MARIO OUT AND GET LISA A SPINEWww@Enter-QA@Com
I am sure you don't need any ideas Gart!!! The best way to hurt him is not physical but to name and shame him and bring his over inflated ego right down to his boots - let him know how much the public hate him and want him out! What a control freak - who the f*ck does he think he is telling people when or when not to have their ration of bread!!! Ooooh words fail me!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Deny Lisa her rationed quantity of Botox injections and instead inject them into Mario's disproportionally small legs - then watch him wobble around!.
She may get some expression back into her face (excepting infuriatingly smug) at the same time!Www@Enter-QA@Com
She may get some expression back into her face (excepting infuriatingly smug) at the same time!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think he'd fit in perfectly here!LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
For a laugh, get him to stand in the ashtray and get Alex to flick the lighter close to his ar5e!. The amount of oil he's got on his 'body' should ignite immediately!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What a fecking control freak, he wouldn't last 2mins with me Gart, FFS Lisa needs a good slap, get a fecking grip lass, your fellas a knob FFS!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would like to wax his whole flabby body and remove it very slowly - but I couldn't bear to look at him while I was doing it so you will have to do it for me!!!!
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He is a control freak of the worst kind if i was there I would tell him to go and take a running jump off a long bridge with no safety netWww@Enter-QA@Com
I couldnt possibly say!.!.!.for fear of breaking Community Guidelines!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't know why he is fussing over food!.!.!.He could live for the whole 13 weeks off the fat on his body!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
if you stick him with a drawing pin he'll deflate like an old balloon!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com