Whats the most sick and offensive re-writing of childrens lyrics you can think o!
Question: i'll start: Barney. "i love you, you love me lets have sex against a tree, with a knickknackpaddywack give the ****** the bone this old whore came crawling home" by the way sesame street is off limits, thats sacred and too easy!
Answers: i'll start: Barney. "i love you, you love me lets have sex against a tree, with a knickknackpaddywack give the ****** the bone this old whore came crawling home" by the way sesame street is off limits, thats sacred and too easy!
there are so many .....i remember some terrible desecrations of 'postman pat, postman pat and his black and white cat...' you can fill in the changes yourself with your sick and distorted imagination ! even Portland bill:..'come with me on the rolling sea....' was corrupted!!! its upsetting....and don't get me started on what they've done with 'humpty dumpty sat on the wall..' my innocent lil world is shattered!!
not one of those ones but Politically correctness in the uk has renamed bah bah black sheep bah bah rainbow sheep in case it offends blacks
and the three little pigs are no more for it offends muslims apparently
i believe it's supposed to be the three little puppies nowadays
Anything which takes a traditional rhyme and sanitises it so that it doesn't offend whinging hypocrytical do-gooders.
Esp. the church of england's banning of the Blake hymn Jerusalem. 'cos it gives the idea that God is warlike.
What next? Get rid of bits in the Good Book, like 'TheLord Of Hosts, Mighty in Battle', 'Who is this coming up from Bozra, His garments Soaked in the Blood of his Victims'.
My God isn't this wishy washy 'Gentle Jesus Meek and Mild' He's The Mighty God, The Prince of Peace, The Right Arm of GOD, The Alpha and Omega, The Lord of Hosts.
MAybe the atheist Church leaders should read their BIbles for a change instead of worshiping at their mirrors
I've always thought that 'rub a dub dub, three men in a tub' is a bit pervy!