What are some hilarious Family Guy quotes?!
Question: Stewie: Get out of the ****** car right now! Get out ***** now!
(Brian and Stewie jump in)
Brian: Did we just jack someones car?
Stewie: We sure did Brian, we sure did
Peter: This was almost as bad as that outdoor movie.
(At the movies Peter siting in his car, facing the other way)
Peter: This movie sucks!
Random Guy: Hey, can I say hi to one of my friends?
Host: Sure
Random Guy: Hi Jesus!
Jesus: Oh my God!
(Telephone rings)
Jesus: Yeah I saw! I know right!
Jesus: Dut da da da da da da da daaaaaa
(putting fingers behind back)
Jesus: Da da da da daaaaaaaa da da da daaaa
Answers: Stewie: Get out of the ****** car right now! Get out ***** now!
(Brian and Stewie jump in)
Brian: Did we just jack someones car?
Stewie: We sure did Brian, we sure did
Peter: This was almost as bad as that outdoor movie.
(At the movies Peter siting in his car, facing the other way)
Peter: This movie sucks!
Random Guy: Hey, can I say hi to one of my friends?
Host: Sure
Random Guy: Hi Jesus!
Jesus: Oh my God!
(Telephone rings)
Jesus: Yeah I saw! I know right!
Jesus: Dut da da da da da da da daaaaaa
(putting fingers behind back)
Jesus: Da da da da daaaaaaaa da da da daaaa
"Guess what, Ive decided not to kill you."
"One finger, circular motion. And don't look at me!"
i gotta stop taking my baths during peter's shennanigans-cleveland after falling out of his bathtub again thanks to peter
Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells
Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."
Lois: Chris, we know what you did.
Chris: You mean that I lied about my age to get into an Indian casino?
Lois: No.
Chris: You mean about the time I had hard gas and pooed myself?
Peter: Close, but no.
Stewie: How is that close?
Stewie: I say mother, this hotdog has been on my plate a full minute and it hasn't yet cut itself.
how about a cup of shut the **** up?!
Carter Pewterschmidt- " I wish I could talk to ghosts that would be sweeeeeeeeeeet."
PETER: brian! brian! theres a message in my alphabet cereal! it says ooooooo
BRIAN- peter those are cheerios
Peter- come on lois..u have to be the piece of schmit you are!
Lois- its pewterschmit
"Love the gas Meg, love it!"
I NEVER WATCHED IT & NEVER WILL !
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