Can someone help me with finding the words?!
Question: I'm looking for the words to 'If you give a mouse a cookie' only robot chicken style. I've been looking around but haven't found it.
Answers: I'm looking for the words to 'If you give a mouse a cookie' only robot chicken style. I've been looking around but haven't found it.
Mother:
If you give a mouse a cookie,
he'll want a glass milk.
If you give him some milk,
he'll want more.
If you give a mouse more milk,
he'll develop a taste for human blood.
If he develops a taste for human blood,
he'll become a vampire.
If he becomes a vampire,
he'll have to make some followers.
Now, if he makes some followers,
they'll need to feed.
If they feed too much,
the national guard will be called out.
If the national guard is called out,
they, too, will become fodder for the vampires.
If the national guard fails,
the President will call in a nuclear strike.
If a nuke is dropped,
hundreds of thousands of people will die.
America will become a nuclear wasteland and collapse.
With no one to keep the rest of the world's nukes in check,
every crackpot nation will launch their own.
Eventually the entire earth will be destroyed.
And that's why I had to kill Daddy.
He was giving a mouse a cookie.
(laughs)
Sleep well, sweetie.
Look that up on Youtube.
If you give a mouse a cookie, he'll want a glass of milk. If you give a mouse some milk, he'll want some more. If you give a mouse more milk, he'll develop a taste for human blood. If he develops a taste for human blood, he'll become a vampire. If he becomes a vampire, he'll have to make some followers. Now if he makes some followers, they will need to feed. If they feed too much, the National Guard will be called out. If the National Guard is called out, they too will become followers of the vampires. If the National Guard fails, the President will call in a nuclear strike. If a nuke is dropped, hundreds of thousands of people will die. America will become a nuclear wasteland and collapse. With noone to keep the rest of the world's nukes in check, every crackpot nation will launch their own. Eventually the entire Earth will be destroyed. And that's why I had to kill Daddy. He was giving a mouse a cookie.
You can watch the video here: http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/66406...
But I typed up the words, just for you! (:
If you give a mouse a cookie, he'll want a glass of milk.
If you give a mouse some milk, he'll want some more.
If you give a mouse more milk, he'll develop a taste for human blood.
If he develops a taste for human blood, he'll become a vampire.
If he becomes a vampire, he'll have to make some followers.
Now, if he makes some followers, they will need to feed.
If they feed too much, the National Guard will be called out.
If the National Guard is called out, they too will become followers of the vampires.
If the National Guard fails, the President will call in a nuclear strike.
If a nuke is dropped, hundreds of thousands of people will die.
America will become a nuclear wasteland and collapse.
With no one to keep the rest of the world's nukes in check, every crackpot nation will launch their own.
Eventually the entire Earth will be destroyed.
And that's why I had to kill Daddy.
He was giving a mouse a cookie.
If you give a mouse a cookie
He is going to ask you for a glass of milk
If you give him the milk
He'll probably ask you for a straw...
Etc, Etc - evidently its a children's story. I'm not going to quote the whole thing here. But follow this link to hear the story.
idk but go to this website to watch it:
http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/66406...