What is your favourite quote from Red Dwarf?!
Question: Mine is about Cat: Dave says to Arnold "he has the same heart beat as a cat only cooler!"
And Holly "Dave they're all dead, They are dead Dave. Konchanski, everyone. Arnold left the door open."
Answers: Mine is about Cat: Dave says to Arnold "he has the same heart beat as a cat only cooler!"
And Holly "Dave they're all dead, They are dead Dave. Konchanski, everyone. Arnold left the door open."
Flash: Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
Rimmer "Go to red alert"
Krytan "You do know that will mean changing the bulb."
"I don't care if you're dead, Rimmer -- you're still a smeghead."
Yikes. How much time have you got?
"I don't know what got into me."-----Kochanski
"Well nothing, sadly."-----Lister
Holly: I was in love once. A Sinclair ZX81. People said, no, Holly, she's not for you. She's cheap, she's stupid and she wouldn't load, well, not for me anyway.
Lister: What are you trying to say, Hol?
Holly: What I'm saying, Dave is, it's better to have loved and lost than to listen to an album by Olivia Newton-John.
The Cat: Why's that?
Holly: Anything's better than to listen to an album by Olivia Newton-John.
Rimmer: Yes, but Rimmer Directive 271 states just as clearly, "No chance you metal bastard."
Death? It's like being on holiday with a group of Germans. - Rimmer
Oxygen's for losers - confidence
Lister: Why is it we never meet anyone nice?
Cat: Why is it we never meet anyone who can shoot straight?